The new season is coming up, you know the time all the networks get new shows and renew old shows in hopes to win the ratings game.
If you've know me well, you know I love cartoons, but I have my own definistion on what is good and what is not. ( and I've resently lowered my standards based on the bad rumors I've been hearing)
So hears what I've been hearing.
1. No more xialion showdown( hopefuly a rumor): I don't care for the first part of the first season, and character delelopment could use work ( you have got to stop switching the good guys side in order to develop them. it get's old!) but I liked where they where going and would like to see more. but the new CW (the crock that that is!) is bent on a new style, and KidsWB has made very good decitions if you asked me, and they haven't changed their tune yet.
2. No more danny phantom: it's not canceled and it has 12 more episodes left....but....yea don't buy that! nick does this to all the good shows that can't be marketed into the ground. after those 12 episodes are done, you will see Danny Phantom over and over until you get sick of it, then they will quitely put the only showing in the morning and then cancel it. as they do all their shows.
3. There new cartoons, but they are boring, or worse, stupid:
Let's list the major networks shall we? ( while I'm at it I will rant)
WB: 1.What is Scooby and Shaggy doing? nano-bots...gee their original show had less drugs in it than this new prospect ( and exactly how many Scooby and Shaggy remakes that didn't invloe some sort of mystery solving actually worked? yea I didn't think so) 2. that new superman thing....wow...a teen titans knock-off, (which got canned too, if you remember) you want to bring back the Superman? bring back the animanted series! 3. here's what you want to do quit this re-hashing crap and get on the phone with Speilburg, and get him back. His cartoons where the best ( and they didn't drag down the viewers IQ. points every time they came on)
Nickolodien: 1. Quit canceling good shows just because you can't make some quick bucks. 2. Quit annoying the crap out of all your producers, and making them leave. 3. Quit it with Spongebob! 4. Kappy mikey only just missed my radar, it gets on my nice side because I just lowered my standards...but it won't last with the junky hours you gave it. 5.Mr. Meaty....less than one season. tops.. shouldn't get more than one freaking episode. this is what we're spending our money on? If this is the "first kids network" I feel sorry for our kids. 6. live action shows...this did not make you but it will break you. 7. how about you just trash anything you have right now and redesine the whole damn netowrk? becauses it's not working.
Disney: 1: You use to be good at producing and keeping cartoons alive as far as i'm concern your hay-day was "Disney Afternoon" Back when you didn't make your cartoons after movies and did a great job on animation and writing. 2. What happened to jake long? why did you change the art work? I didn't watch it much before but now I definatly won't, it proboly won't get another season, I'm glad you renewed kim possible but I've heard rummors and it sounds like your trying too hard to ruin it. 3. NO MORE CROSSOVERS EPISODES, especially if your going to cancel all of the shows once you do it! what the heck is your problem? it just screams HACK! the least you can do is make them movies....
Cartoon network: 1.Squirrel boy is not funny, it trys to hard, and you should have taken the money from it to actually buy duckman. 2. Camp lazlo, scrap it and try to buy Rockos modern life from nick. 3. Work on your adult swim. It can be great you just need to quit trying to add live action to it and concentrate on keeping (you lost futurama!)and gaining cartoons that are funny to adults both the smart and the dumb ones. 4.while we're at it no more live action for you. Who framed Rodger rabbit is ok, but not dumb, dumb and dumbber. At least pretend that your an animation network. 5. Altogether you are doing ok, just renew your old series and drop these last few ones. And jetstream is a great idea! use it to test your new shows before you insult your audiance.
Fox: 1. stick with one cartoon block at a time. you keep changeing up so much I just don't watch you because I haven't a clue as to when anything is on. 2. some type of order would be nice, like showing your shows in order. 3. the gender devide needs to be closed, girls and boys can watch the same shows. Girls like action, and boys (won't admit it) like drama and deep plots.
ABC and other networks like this: get your own damn cartoons, and get me excited about saturday morings again!
and all of you! give me something to watch after school! make me memorize your shows theme songs!
as for now...I guess my old Animaniacs DVD's will surfice until the next tv season.
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