LETS A BEGIN THE FIRST ROUND.i was i gym class and i realized my teacher had jsut start demonstrating massages on my buds gf. HE WAS DOING lower back massages . now its not that i dont care its the fact that after he said that was the breast ( trying to say best thing) EVER. MADE ME WONDER HOW DO THESE GUYS PICK UP DATES. * in my imagination

*at the bar at 9:37pm*

hey id like to buy you a beer.

really?thats so nice of you! im not even that good looking like those girls!

well i dont have money to spare on a date il never get

really u seem nice?and ur willing to dish out some cash for a chick? why would u not think you would not get her?

well im a teacher...

oh well tell me cant be that bad.

well u dont know what i do...

well what do you teach?

i teach rdzhehgehyethmdh class

im sry what?

i teach gerhyebmnen class

oh just tell me.

i teach gym class.....

rly...*slight disappointment*

well ummm thanks for the beer but i have to go and....do...some ..sh!t..away from you...

*she leaves*

*his bud comes to him*

its ok man at least ur not teaching sex ed....

THE END

really makes me wonder who ends up being these people? are these the under-achievers? are these failed perfectionist? who knows point is 1 in 4 girls hate gym teachers for an uncomfortable sexual purpose.