THAT WAS THE MEANEST MOST CRUELEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
Forget about when my cat died, when my grandma died, not having a family car until I was like ten and transporting everything around by a pain in the ass WAGON, cockroaches, getting accused of wanting to kill a bunch of students, my sister going half deaf, or a certain bloo with a 727.
THIS TAKES THE CAKE. THIS. TOTALLY. TAKES THE CAKE.
So I was sitting there on my royal ass, coloring an old picture of mine and I am like totally goin' on and stuff. I got into this like ZEN OF COLORING from the marker fumes and it was just so beautiful. I'm completely lost in a trance and feeling all lightheaded from ink and I'm gettin' all "yeeeeheeheheeeoooow"
TRANSLATE THE LAST WORD AS YOU WILL I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. So there's also a tv running in the background and I'm like "whatever" because all they care to tell about is the OMG TORNADOS that are going to eat me. [and in all honesty it was the funniest time I've ever seen a tornado warning... it's the middle of July and the sun is shining. XDD OH COME ON.] And after that a commercial for the new foster's comes on. DDD= so I'm like "OH, CRAP."
BUT IT GETS WORSE. Not only was the commercial shown after the episode was done airing (wtf? what kind of sick person does that?) but it featured lots of hot Mac shots. :( Like one where he's like CRAWLING AROUND WITHOUT A SHIRT ON. and wearing these hot army-ish pants. :(
So after seeing that my HEART SNAPPED. MY FRAGILE EMO HEART SNAPPED. Excuse me while I go cut myself to relieve the stress and pressure of my terrible life. D:
[and yes I am blowing things out of proportion but I'm still pissed. :D]
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