Mannnn I wish my dad would go to bed already. It's fifteen minutes until three, what's so goddamn interesting that he has to stay up this late? All he has to do at this hour is jack off to lesbian porn, and talk to his billions of annoying girlfriends. OOOH that's SOO much more important than me getting to use your scanner.
But oh, there you are, sitting back reading this and thinking, "But RUKIIII, why are you being such a hypocritaco? you're up late too and whatever you're doing is probably a lot less interesting than porn. "
WELL I have two things to say to that--
a.) I never sleep. Ever. I watch your every move, and you should know that.
b.) I just realised that they... never gave Mac a bellybutton. OMGCRISIS. Something as drastic as that is much more interesting than watching two girls getting it on.
c.) BIGGER CRISIS: tv.com is being a little ****face and won't let me post the picture.
Oh and I wish someone would be really cool and be all "Hey Breezy you're like the king of the emo-nerds and I totally love you, here's some free foster's episodes for your Christmas in July celebration.One of the happens to be My So Called Wife because you've only seen it once. And another is PISSS, because I know how much you like staring at Mac's ass. yeah I totally want to have your children 'cause you're so sexy."
BUT NO, only in my dreams. WAAH BOOHOO. permission to cut myself in three, two, one.
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