Conference 1: Microsoft
They didn't even have enough games to create even a semi-epic montage to open their show with.
Most of the games shown were uninteresting and all, but the key point that should be noticed is Microsoft didn't ONCE address gamer concerns or even attempt to make their XboxDone appear as an attractive buy. All I heard was, "It's all about the games". It was laughable at best. The only I guess highlight was the showing of a real rare car. It was a beauty.
Conference 2: EA
The introduction to their show was mostly flash rather than nostalgia at best, but a few of the games shown did stand out and made me want to learn more about them. This includes: Need For Speed: Rivals, Battlefield 4, and Mirror's Edge 2 (yes?!). As for EA itself, the show was kind of silly, and KIND OF is an understatement. The new Plants vs. Zombies spokesman must have been on something, along with the creators of the game. Naturally for the stream, the soundn't lost at a good time, it went down after the sports yawn instead.
Conference 3: Ubisoft
Ubisoft delivered once again. The intro was definitely different, not flashy, but different. I can enjoy some Rock 'n' Roll, and Rocksmith is definitely a fun learning game, unlike Guitar Hero. Quoting South Park here when I say, "Congratulations! You.Are.F**s. However, they brought back a very open-talker and annoying spokeswoman. She hasn't improved since last year, but if you could somehow manage to ignore her and her random shouting at the beginning or end of a trailer that made it seem at first as if the words were part of the trailer at random, then you were in good shape.
Just going to get this over with now...WATCH DOGS. Besides that, the following games interested me: Splinter Cell: Blacklist, The Crew (wow! what a trailer!), Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, and The Division (what a unique take on a virus storyline).
*The Mighty Quest For Epic Loot's 'real' announcement trailer was pretty funny, especially when characters started to be bleeped left and right for cussing like crazy.
Conference 4: Sony
Three words: Like a boss!
Seriously, Sony did NOT disappoint. I always look forward to their E3 conference, because their CEO spokesman doesn't attempt and fail at being funny. He is professional, witty, and gets to the point. Other companies need to take note of what a real spokesman acts like.
The introduction montage keeps exceeding the last year's performance. I seriously want some of these conference monitors. Hoy shit at the presentation. The intro montage was very nostalgic and well-presented, and the games were outstanding.
Even though I don't care for many Indie games, the fact they embraced the little guy was pretty humble.
The system itself reminded me very much of the PS2 fatty, and other than wondering why it's layered and has the optical illusion of slanting forward, I like the design.
Just when I thought the best part had come and gone, with Final Fantasy XV finally being mentioned again, along with Kingdom Hearts III, but then the CEO of Sony absolutely went to town on Microsoft in every dreamt up way possible.
List of ownage:
The PS4 is region-free /The XboxOne is region-locked.
The PS4 won't restrict used-games (Gamestop can breathe a sigh of relief) /The XboxOne restricts used-games.
The PS4 won't require a routine check-in every 24 hours, while the Xbone will.
Later on it was implied and later confirmed that for multiplayer games the PS4 will require you to have a PlayStation Plus account, but that's only IF you want to play multiplayer. I've ran servers before, and I can tell you it isn't something that's free. Plus (pun not intended) you get well over what you pay for every month.
And the best part, while the XboxOne is going to cost $499, the PS4...is $399! That got me laughing, because FINALLY a company was using their heads. I had at best hoped it'd cost $450, just to make Microsoft look bad, but nope...A whole $100 less. Well played Sony, well played.
Oh, and the cheering of, "Sony! Sony! Sony!" was nice too :P
-Microsoft cries-
My take on Xbox:
I've never had much love for Xbox, but I mostly grew up defending Microsoft as a whole. I build and repair computers and have always loved working with Microsoft operating systems over MACs. XP was flawed, but my favorite up until recently where I firmly believe that Microsoft is purposefully coming up with more and more Windows Updates that break the OS has been Windows 7. Vista was a distaster, and when Windows 7 came out, most people thought they had learned their lesson. Nope. Introducing Windows H8. I mean, Windows 8. It was clear from the moment the beta came out for it that it was intended for one thing and one thing only, handheld devices, like iPads, iPhones, Androids, etc. but NOT for the desktop or laptop. If a user wanted to use it the way it was intended at all with that god-awful Start Menu app-top disaster, then they'd need to get a touch screen monitor, and the majority of people couldn't care less about that sort of thing. No, most users want to just use a computer. They don't want something fancy, which ultimately spells out when it comes to Microsoft as ineffective and useless, but something to get the job done. It was sadly funny, going from age groups between 10-70 and not one person was able to figure out how to get back to the start menu from Internet Explorer. That is bad, and it's worse when you need to go on an earlier OS and computer just to learn How To do anything in it.
Only after many months of alternate sites having a paid or free version of a hack to change back the menu to look like our beloved classic desktop and start menu did Microsoft only recently announce a free upgrade to Windows Blue, which will give the option (remember options people?) for you to decide what version of the desktop you want. Oh wait, that's not even quite right either. It lets you have the classic desktop, except click on the start menu brings you back to the app-like interface.
Getting the Xbox 360 was a mistake for me. I worry that if I turn it on even briefly it'll get the red ring of death, it has nothing but ads plastered all over its menu screen, essentially dubbing it the Adbox, and it's seriously been collecting 6 months+ of dust now because there's little games I want for it that the PSN/PS3 & PC doesn't already have.
Now it's time for the PR-disaster, the Xbox (d)One. After their initial unveiling, they tried twice more to do damage control, which only damaged them worse. Always online one per 24-hour check-ins, one-hour only on a friend's console if your console is offline at home, intrusive that's-not-your-paid-for-game-disc moves, DRM up the ass (with the help of their soulmate EA), $500 system that is worth at best $50 in my opinion, a system design that reminds me of a VHS/DVD player or a toaster (thank you AlphaOmegaSin), hate for used games, etc. The list goes on and on.
They didn't once address the issues, and in the end something surprised me. Xbox fans, and some of them hardcore (you know the type, that loves CoD), actually switched over to Sony's side and are planning on getting a PS4! When that happens, that hardcore fans switch over ironically after years of bashing the PlayStation, a company like Microsoft just knows they're screwed.
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