1:Chuck norris dosnt get heart attacks because his heart isnt foolish enough to attack him!,2:Chuck Norris has a night light but not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of him!,3:When Chuck Norris gets in the pool he doesnt get wet the pool gets Chuck!,4:Chuck Norris can take out an Ac130 with a throwing knife!,5:In a interview with infinityward they asked why they didnt put the perk juggernaut in they said because Chuck Norris sued them!.