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PS4 and XBox One Avengers Parody(From Thor and Loki's First Encounter)

PS4: Where is the promised gaming core?

XBOX1: Hahaha...I missed you too brother

PS4: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?

XBOX1: Tell me, with Xbox points gone how many PSN subscriptions did you and your father(Sony) have to muster to conjure you here, your beloved gaming community

PS4: I thought you dead

XBOX1: Did you mourn?

PS4: We all did...our Father....

XBOX1: Your father...He did tell you my true parentage did he not(Microsoft)

PS4: We were raised together, we played together, fought(Nintendo and PC) together...Do you remember none of that

XBOX1: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be King

PS4: So you place 24 hour checks-ins on the community I love as recompense for your imagined slights?..No, the gamers are under my protection Xbox1

XBOX1: Hahaha...and you're doing a marvelous job with that. The gamers exchange our Discs in droves while you idly fret, I mean to extort them..and why should I not?

PS4: You think yourself above them(pirates and rentals)?

XBOX1: Well, yes

PS4: Then you miss the point of gaming brother(it's for everyone) and the throne would suit you ill

XBOX1: I've seen financial opportunities you've never known about. I have grown, Sony's son, in my exile. I have seen the true power of DRM and when I impose it...

PS4: Who showed you this power?(Greedy a** Publishers and Microsoft big-shots no doubt).Who controls the would-be King?

XBOX1: I am a King!

PS4: Not here!...you cancel the DRM and check-ins!...you give up this poisonous dream!...YOU COME HOME

 

COME HOME XBOX1...NEXT-GEN GAMING IS GONNA BE LONELY WITHOUT YA