I have already posted this on the Club Whatever board but I thought this had to be on my blog:

My comp is half-dead and it's killing me. My MOANS:

It's damned too slow. It's a bit slow for even AOE2

My CD-drive doesn't open half the time.

Some keys on my keyboard don't work.

There's no sound output.

My comp doesn't boot properly half the time.

The monitor's power button is faulty and the screen sometimes changes colours.

I got a floppy drive that doesn't work.

I can't change resolutions.

The mouse gets stuck at times.

Anyway...This accounts for barely a third.

And this drives me mad. I think I'm gonna have pulled out my hair before I get my new comp.

:evil::evil::evil: GRRR...