This is the only page I ever check on this site anymore... on the offhand that someone comes to their senses and announces that things are going back to the way they were.

Yeah, I'm a dreamer.

Bitterman hit the nail on the head. Out of the many blunders introduced with The New Gamespot (thanks for turning my monitor into a giant tablet, btw), this is by far the worst.

Gamespot has never had the best reviews -- scores are inconsistent and too often influenced by subjective taste -- but it's always had the best layout, easy to navigate to quickly sort and find what you're looking for. It's the one thing that's always made this my main gaming website, and now it's gone.

Congratulations CVG, you've just been promoted to the captain's chair.

I can't get enough of her startled "hoots."

This was a fun one. :)