There were giant, raving kangaroos wearing Richard Nixon masks. They came in through a neighborhood, and stomped on all of the houses, and breathed fire. Ex jumped out of a tank placed there, and shot needles out of his hair! The kangaroos all exploded, and Angel came out of nowhere.
"Oh, Ex, you're my hero! You destroyed the giant, raving kangaroos wearing Richard Nixon masks, before they almost came to my neighborhood which is about two blocks away, so I just hopped over here in one second." Angel said in a relieved, but panicked tone.
"Hey, all in a day's work!" Ex said, then flexed a muscle. Angels eyes turned to hearts in and for a second.
"You're my hero! Come here, i'll give you agreat gift." She kissed Ex, then dragged him to his seemingly empty house. They walked in and went to his room, and plopped onto the bed. She put her hand on his chest, and- RING RING RING! RING RING RING! The whole world crumbled.
"Angel...ANGEL!!"
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Ex woke up in a panic, but then he was mad. Stupid Dave set up an early alarm clock just for Ex. He looked over. It was 4:50 AM.
"Dammit, just got to the good part. But, that makes me happy. That means that Angel...Must be nearby!' Ex was talking to himself, but then looked at the camera.
"Hehe, sorry-Wait...What's that noise?" There was a sound of sand coming through thin covering. Then, Ex looked over, and realized he was in a tent... A tent slowly filling with sand! He got up and readied his fists, as Desert, from before, appeared, and materialized into a buff man with sandy(hehe) blonde hair. He looked straight at Ex, smiling tauntingly. Ex's hair then changed into a s.tyle not unfamilliar of Liu Kang's from Mortal Kombat. He smiled, then karate chopped Desert's neck followed by a punch to the gut, and then, a kick, with all of his force, to the groin.
Desertthen exploded into sand. He was all over the tent, but then slowly re-formed. He stood up, and his arm turned to sand, but it was harder than his strength! But it was still very liquid-like. He then stretched it out to punch Ex through his tent! He then shot rockes from his arm, and pulled his arm back. He hopped through the tent and jumped on Ex's stomach.
"I think...I need a memory..." Ex started to slip out of conciousness, but Desert punched him in the face.
"NO MORE TEASING! EITHER YOU HAVE THE MARK-" He punched Ex "OR" he punched Ex again "NOT!" He then went to kick Ex across the ground, buuuut.
"DEBRIIIIIIIIIIIIS! PAUNNNNNNNNNNNNCHU!" He punched Desert so hard that it went through his stomach. And then, the energy that blasted off, blast through Desert. But, instead of re-forming, Ex quickly ran for a water bottle, and poured it all on the sand, making it hard and more stable. Desert re-formed, but looked...Visibly hurt. Ex ran over and beat him down. Punches, kicks, chops, and then, a neck snap. His hair then changed to the brown, slight untidy look-and his next karate chop glowed light green.
"Psychic Scalpel!" First, Ex grabbed Deserts head, and gained his energy. His head started to crumble. And then, he slashed down Desert's stomach, and he exploded into rock, not sand. Ex started stomping on pieces of rock. Then Dave walked out, rubbing his eyes.
"Oh hey Ex. Ya like my wake up call? Hehe, thought it might trigger some memories." Dave smirked.
"I hate you sometimes." Ex says bluntly. As he stands there, waiting for everyone to wake up, his dream kicks into his head. Not the kangaroo part. But Angel. He'll save her. He knows he will. And soon, everyone piled out.
"Soo- *yawn* -what're we doing today?" Rodders tiredly asked.
"Finishing this." Ex said. "Anybody have anything of value in there?" He asked.
"No." Loisi said.
"Nope" Rapier responded.
"Nah" Rapier answered.
"Well, I think I have-" Dave started.
"Good." Ex lifted his arm up, and soon, the tents all exploded. Dave's DS, while unharmed, flew up in the air.
"HEY! I was playing that all night!" Dave jumped in the air, and grabbed it.
"Psh, aint that the truth..." Loisi said quietly to herself.
"Alright, Dave has his DS. Now, we can't have anyone tracking us, so since the tent had our scents, they had to go. Now, let's MOVE!" Ex commanded.
So, they walked. And walked. And...got stalked? Yes. As they walked, someone followed them. They were shaows, but their eyes glowed. And, as instantly as they came, they disapeared. Ex looks back, knowing someone was there, but shrugs it off. But back to the whole group. We see them walk into a big, silver-teal room, looking like a small mansion even, with stairs. We then see a teenage with a Duke Nukem st.yle haircut, just a bit shorter and more outward, a teenager with a purple mohawk, an a teenager with black, curly hair. He paid them all, and shook all of their hands, except the last one. The last one, he put his hand on his head. It looked like a shove, but actually he tried to get his power. It didn't work. The others shook their heads.
"What? I was paying off some Yu Yu Hakusho Chapter Black saga teens. Plus, the last on has a cool power. Is that okay?" Ex asked, but more sarcastically.
"Whatever Ex. So what should we do?" Dave asked.
"Well, this is what im thinking. Before we settle here, Rapier, you're smart right? You go into town and get us some money. Me and Dave will use some of the remaining money to get some food. Rodders, you stay here and watch Loisi. And I swear if she's hurt, me and Dave will kick your a.ss. Got it?" Ex said, leader-like.
"SIR YES SIR!" Rodders said, a hint of fear in his voice.
"Aight, let's go!" Ex said, and then him, Dave and Rapier walked out and on their way to the town nearby.
"So...How's the wea-" Rodders started to say.
"This is boring." Loisi then went up the stairs. Rodders ran with her.
"Wait! I'm watching youu!"
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Ex and Dave were by a market. Dave carried a basket, which so far only had one, golden fruit in it. It looked like an apple.
"Alright let's see, I want this, that, and some of those!' Ex said, just picking things up and putting them in the basket.
"You sae, I don't get it. We're near civilization. When do we get real stores!" Dave said, tired of all this rural stuff.
"Next location, I promise. Here you go kind sir!" Ex said, and handed some yen to the shop owner. They walked away, just to see Rapier scamming some people. They walked over to watch the show.
Three people were standing by Rapiers small table, where he had three cups, and a ball.
"Come one, come all! Come to the stand, try the game, you won't go home feeling lame! Bet your money, win a prize, i hope you'll be surprised! Put the money down, winner takes it all, loser leaves it all! Come one come all!" Soon, more people crowded, and kept putting down 250 yen a pop. Soon, Rapier had 2000 yen right there.
"Alllll right." Rapier started shuffling the cups around, one with the ball underneath. But in a flash, Rapier gently lifted one cup up and the ball flew in his sleeve. Then, everyone moved their money around the cups, but Rapier gently shook each cup, shaking one more than the other two so they would think that that one was empty. And soon, there was money on only two cups.
"Hehe, sorry people. He lifted them up, showing no ball. He then lifted the last one a tiny bit, and shot the ball underneath. He then lifted it up, and it had the ball.
"Goddammit!" "CRAP!" "aww nah!" were the cries heard, as everyone walked away, all mad and butthurt. Ex and Dave clapped.
"Nice scam, brah!" Dave said.
"Thanks." Rapier said in return.
"Dude, i've known you forever, and never knew you can scam like that!" Ex thanked his friend. They then walked around a bit, finding more things to do. Finally, their adventures were over, and they walked away, not knowing the horror to come.
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Only an hour. It was only an hour. Ex, Dave, and Rapier were laughing as they walked in the door-To see horrific imagery. Ex and Rapiers jaws dropped, and Dave ran in.
Loisi was there. And Loisi, looked almost dead. There was blood all over her, and seemingly, two holes; one in the stomach, and one right underneath the neck.
"Loisi...What." Dave said in horror.
"Dave, I couldn't stop them. Dave, there are so many horrors in this world...I never wanted it to end like this. With your child. I just wanted to live in a world with no dangers, and raise a family. Im sorry." Loisi said, slowly fading out of life.
"You know that's just a fantasy, it would never happen. And don't be sorry, it's my fault, I know it is!" He touched her stomach, as quiet tears ran down his eyes.
"Loisi...AHHH! This, this can't be happening! There is...There's no reason to go on! What-...WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRR!!!!!" Dave looked up at the sky as he screamed.
"DAVE! LOISI-wait,-RODDERRRS!!" Ex just remembered about their "babysitter". He looked at everything around him, and his eyes widened. He grasped his head in horror. "Ah....AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Everything in Ex's head flashed before him. Now, a memory.
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Ex remembered it clearly. He was in his room, drowning out everything, listening to music. He was engulfed in his thoughts, not knowing what was going on down stairs.
Downstairs, horror. Ex's mom was there, her hands shaking and in the air. There were two masked men in there, but not normal robbers. They didn't have knifes or guns. One had a rock, and the other had a bejewled dagger. And the masks weren't soft, ski masks. They were slightly harder, but still kind of soft, and looked like a pull over helm They stared, with two bags.
"Hina Kizuna. We know your son, Ed Kizuna, and husband, Eiji Kizuna. And Ed's here. May we have him?" The one with the dagger said. "Come towards us." The one with the rock said.
"Oh-oh-okay. F-fine, you can have him...IN HELL!" She had one hand behind her back, and she pulled out a half full alchohol glass bottle. She slammed it across the one with the rock's face, and he yelped in pain as it shattered and the mask got soiled. She then ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. As fast as she could, she ran straight for the dagger guy, and thrust the knife in his stomach. She pulled the knife out, and went to do it again, but unfortunately, the man spun around, slashing Hina's neck and vocal cords. She tried to yell, but it wasn't loud. The one with the rock walked toward her.
"You can't scream...So yo may have exposition. I am Raze, and that is Kenif. And you...Are dead." He flung the rock through her head, and she started to bleed. Kenif limped forward, and grabbed the kitchen knife out of her hand, and stabbed her stomach three times, finally sticked the knife in her head.
"DumbShe was stupid, a worthless BITTTTT/CH!" But Ex heard that. He shut his music off, took his earphones out, and ran down the stairs. His eyes widened, as he saw his dead mother, and the murderers. He jumped from the stair he was on, and tackled Raze so hard flew through the door(the screen door). Ex punched, punched, and punched Raze harder and harder, and heard cracks. He then grasped his hands together, and slammed down on his neck, hearing one more crack. Finally, he stood up, and stomped on his head. He looked behind, and saw Kenif.
"So you insulted my mother. My dead mother. No-one. DOES THAT! Not to me. You know what happened to my teacher? You'll get WORSE!" Ex ran through, and Kenif went to stab Ex, but Ex grabbed the dagger, and broke Kenif's arm. He let go. Ex went berserk. He hacked and slashed so many times. He cut through the main so many times, then decapitated him. He then looked over at his mom, and started sobbing. He then pulled out his cell phone and called the cops.
"Officer, my mom's dead. Two masked men-broke in-I didn't even know they were there-upstairs-listening to music! I came down, my mom was dead-They head weapons-and I was mad. I jumped, and one tried to hit me, so I attacked him out of self defense. There was the other guy, who tried to stab me. But, also out of self defense, I took the dagger thing and slashed. I think I did over-kill, but they were murderers-understandable? in my case, righ-Oh, thanks god. Please be over quick. It's a bloodbath." he hung up, and walked toward his mom, crying more with each step. he kneeled down, and looked at her. He leened in and kissed his mother on the cheek, and shut her eyes.
"I love you mom...I-I heard their message faintly. I thought it was voices in my head." Ex looked up at the sky. "So, they wanted me...You want me, people? Then stop being cowards! Don't kill my mom, don't do anything else! Get me! You really want me? THEN COME AND GET MEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Ex yelled, and finally, the mark fully formed. On his neck, a circly, formed by a deformed AWC, and outlining the cirrcle is a feather. His eyes glowed briefly, and then the police pulled up.
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"It happened. The mark. The sign. Whatever you want to call it." Ex finally was un-engulfed. He looked over, and the outer image of life didn't change. Dave and Rapier were still there with Loisi on the ground.
"It did!? You mean, Hina?" Rapier asked. He saw a tear form in Ex's eye.
"Yu-yup." He said, slightly sad.
"YES! It happened. Alright, Loisi! Wake up now! Rodders, you come out too.
Loisi stood up, and Rodders walked down the stairs.
"Wait, WHAT!?" Ex was surprised.
"Yup...How about Dave explains?" Loisi said.
"Alright, so, when you fell asleep, we all talked. Rapier remembered one trigger that was possible; your mom. He thought maybe it was erased from your mind when we came here, because as we know, all heroes of anime face the sign-triggers more than the first time it happened. So, we did the set-upYuYu Hakushos,tyle.We faked Loisi's death, and made it seem like there was no way she can come back. It was harsh, but it was the only way to progress the series. But-" Dave explained.
"We're really sorry though." Rodders said
"It's fine...But, when I saw Loisi dead, I remembered something! Someone followed us here! In the shadows!" Ex was a little angry.
"Oh, yeah. You can come out now!" Dave said, and someone else came down the stairs-Angel!
"Waaaaaaaat." Ex said. "Angel, you were in on it!?"
"Yup. See, I wasn't left behind, and they knew it. That's why my name wasn't shouted. Anyway, they thought I would make a perfect diversion, so you didn't think this was a set-up."
"Really?" Ex asked, flabbergasted.
"Yup." Rapier said.
"Wow...Thanks. But at the same time... I HATE MY FRIENDS!" He pushed Rapier, then tackled Dave. Everyone laughed, while Ex was visibly still pretty mad.
"Cool it brah...You're a hero now!" Dave exclaimed, making Ex get off of him.
"That IS true. So, where to now?" Ex asked.
"Well, didn't decide ye-" Rapier started, buuut..
The top of the mansion-house-thing exploded! 7 people, 6 guys, and 1 girl jumped through. One of them was Nevermore.
"Hello fellows! We're kicking you out now. You're heroes. You can't have nice things right from the begining! You must travel. Goodbye now. Mockingbird?" Nevermore said, and looked over at a buff, shirtless guy. He had a tatto on his back and forehead, and the forehead one glew, and the other 5 laughed, knowing what would happen. He shot lazer spheres all around. The heroes ran out, because they knew that-
The whole place exploded, debris flying everywhere, and the Henhouse gang gone...But the house was too! Only minor debris was even visible.
"Everything we left...Gone." Ex said.
"I still have my 2000 yen." Rapier said.
"And I brought our food out just in case." Rodders said.
"And I have my DS!" Dave said.
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"That was the origin. Technically it took place in the past and present. It showed what happened that brought me here, while advancing the current story. Brilliant, am I right?" Ex said, then, fade to black.