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#1 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

Why do you fools even care what system you have? Companies are pushing the same shix down your throats year after year. Lets take a look at E3: E3 will suck unless there are booth babes. Reason is because of "hardcore" gamers wanting more of the same shix. Let me explain shix monkeys:

God of War "III" = exactly the same old shiite

Assassins Creeed "2" = same shix new location

Modern Warfare "2" = worse shix that Modern Warfare "1" How the hell is it possible that gamers can buy the same shix game when they full well know the game company could have released a new campaign that is bloxdy shix if you ask me and well all know it is "COD 6" get your gamer points ready to buy more shix map packs in a years time shix for brains

Bioshix "2" the second of "9" shix games people - "9" you shix heads will have to fork out 9 times the same amount for the same shix game! And tell me how it is different to system shix. forking shix I tell ya

Battlefield "1943" = OMG more first person shix that is not as good as call of shix. Shixield 69 can rot in hell!

Colin Mcrae dirt "2" = same old shix as Colin Mcrae Shix "1" but twice the shix!

Mass Effect "2" = huge big shix coming out your eyes, ears, nose and mouth then exploding out your huge fat asx!

FF"XIII" = holy mother of shix! More shix you can shake a stick at! It took a year longer to get this shix ready! Better pray your shix 360 doesn't get the red rings of shix or you won't have a shix chance of hell playing this same old Japanese cookie cutter excuse for role playing shix!

These are all sequels shix heads and I hardly listed any games. Save your money. Rent a porno. Better yet, wait for your old lady to take a shix and open the door and take a deap breath. It will smell and look A LOT better than 10,000 shix smelling geeks crammed into nerd central drooling over shix sequels with no booth babes crying over not being able to get into some shix booth to play some half shix demo that some fat shix with sticky smelly shix fat fingers has just played after taking a foul fat slimey shix and pickling crusty nose after tossing to FFIII poster in filthy toilet geeks have shix all over and not washing hands or flushing toilet! That is you.

I will stick to my porno thank you very much. If you had two cents for a brain you wouldn't give a shix what system you own, but instead what games are being made...If you are going to E3 start a revolution! Throw away your shix t-shirt and show your manboobs! Free them in demonstration at companies like Akkktivision buying out smaller studios and remaking the same old shix At least when they lock you up you can say you saw some boobies at E3.

Peace mofos!

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#2 selftaughtman
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You people might say right now that you don't care about the score but when GS scores it 7.0 you will all scream faul.

JLF1

I won't scream "faul" because it isn't a word... You can also see by my lack of posts I don't give a crap what GS think. Remember my friend - I bought this game BEFORE GS reviewed it, but hey - the people that posted here are obviously of a similar mind that they like LKS. Considering the lack of marketing, one might consider word of mouth being a strong reason to buy or not to buy this game.

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#3 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

M2AF - if you own a wii buy this game. In fact - evertime you play this game you save a child in Africa.

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#4 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

So my 360 JRPG starved brothers and sisters - ignore the biased FPS reviewer and buy L.O. The only thing derivative about L.O is the review itself.

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#5 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

You should get a toaster.

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#6 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts
I have a lot of good memories of this game too. Mostly when everyone was new and didn't know how to play. It was crazy.
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#7 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

I thinkyour idea rocks.

Unfortunately it doesn't fit the standard cookie cutter RPG game so you will get flamed in this forum :D Click on this Link www.idiotfanboy.com to pre-order wow :D

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#8 selftaughtman
Member since 2007 • 25 Posts

3. Saying a new game is "just another shooter" or "just another RPG". Yeah, I know what genre the game is! :roll: I know when people make this criticism is when the market's overflooded with games of the same genre. This usually happens with FPSs. Some genres are deserved like "WWII shooters", which all are kind of the same except for a choice few.

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Man - what a subjective thread!

Don't you feel you are contradicting yourself by saying:"Some genres are deserved like "WWII shooters", which all are kind of the same except for a choice few" I can see some WWII boy fans saying dooshing WWII fps games is a lame criticism.

Anyway, I DON'T think tarding on fps game is lame. Its just been said before and just because it's been said about other games doesn't make it lame. Subjective yes, but this whole thread is subjective, which is why writing reviews on this forum must be so hard. Too many fan boys who are brainwashed into not wanting to playing anything different.

So I think the Lamest of game criticisms comes from brainwashed fan boys who can't play anything new apart from what they know how to play (i.e fps or rts etc...) Unfortunately it's these mofos hard earned cash which drives game development. For this reason I take my hat off to companies who think out of the box to make games like Little Big Planet. Finally - something new and different!

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#9 selftaughtman
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My no. 1 pic is Netstorm, which I still play www.netstormhq.com

Reason being it is still totally different from any real time strategy games in that offensive units are static and are built of a complex series of bridges. Sure it has a difficult learning curve, noobs get owned hard and the graphics are **** but after a few games it's actually quite fun. Not to mention the games are quite fast and you don't have to spend hour upon hour playing the game.

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#10 selftaughtman
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Sorry,my above comment was for PacBoy.
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