I haven't worn shorts in YEARS. Well, except for very rare swimming occasions. You see, I have very hairy legs. Like, the hairiest legs in...America, if not the world :) Not joking:
Here's the kicker; that one isn't mine; mine are even hairier! Taking a picture of 'em would be a crime against nature and considered online indecency :D So basically nobody has seen my legs. I'm also never barefoot.
So no shorts for me. I never even consider wearing them, even if the weather is super hot (like it is right now). I could shavemy legs,but...that would be weird :P