By request of NCAA06_dude, I have a joke for ya:

A boy comes running home from school and talks to his mom:
BOY - Mom!  Mom!  At school, mean kids make fun of me and call me hairy!  They say I'm hairy!!!

MOM - Help!  Help!!!  My dog is talking to me!!!!



Get it?  It's not that hard.  Ask NCAA06_dude for details if you need to.  Laters!