Yeah, I got it.
HARDEST.
GAME.
EVER.

Seriously, it's harder than Battletoads. But enough about that.

Apparently, the story is about this kid (aptly named The Kid) who, on his 15th birthday, wants to go out and become The Guy, and all he takes with him is this tiny little pistol thing. When you start off, there are 3 paths. One leads to Mike Tyson. One leads to Bowser, Wart, and Dr. Wily. The third leads to some wierd crossover between Mr. T and the Hulk.

So far, my progress is...
Mike Tyson path : Just beat him, I'm about 4 screens away.
Mr T the Hulk : Stuck on freakin Tetris Land.
Bowser and co. : Haven't bothered with them :lol:

Sooooo yeah. Do you wanna download it? CLICK HERE.

That's about it. I'm gonna go fail some more at it, so

~~$$--Sayanara!--$$~~