Sorry about the length of this blog, but I am FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW and I really, REALLY need help right about now

Now, usually I'd be attempting to get some sleep now, cause it's 2:00 am and I'm really busy tomorrow (not sure what I'm doing, but mom said I'm doing something) but I REALLY need to calm myself down.

I'm not sure what exactly made me crack, so I'll just recite everything that happened from what it might possible be from (that didn't make sense to me either)

First off, I watched the original House of Wax (from the 60's). It was pretty good. It finished at 10:00. Then, I talked to mom about what movies to rent for my Halloween Scary Movie marathon. Trying to think of what movies to get, I recited (in my head) the entire retrocrush list of the 100 scariest movie moments (which just so happen to include the 2 things I fear more than anything else in the world- Tar Man and Vampire Kid).

I made the stupid mistake of looking into the movie "Se7en", because my dad loves it (he has the DVD) and #42 on the list is the discovery of the "Sloth" . So, I searched it on Wikipedia, and got the deaths for the other 6 sins, which are all pretty disturbing. Envy and Wrath were a bit of a let down though.. I mean, compaired to the other 5.

Then I did possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life... I went into youtube and loaded the clip for the TV ad for "Salem's Lot". The guy who writes the retrocrush articles said he saw that ad when he was 10, and had nightmares for several days, then he saw it a few years later and the same thing happened. Just with that damn Vampire kid.

Then, rather than watching it, I decided to go on neopets, cause I felt like playing a game :P

After that, I was too tired to watch the video, so I just did the thing where you grab the circle and slowly drag it to the end of the red line (if that made sense), so you just see a frame for every few seconds. It got to the bit with the window, but no vampire kid. I kept going and THERE HE WAS! My heart stopped for the first of many times this night (if you want to see the video, click here- I'd tell you how far in he is, but then I'd have to see him again).

Then, I turned off my light, leaving me in the dark, and tried to go to sleep. But, I couldn't get Vampire kid out of my head. I tried everything, but nothing worked.

Then I heared a really, really weird sound. Kind of like a thump, but it was longer. That scared the $#!^ out of me.

So I tried other things... like the Winchesters beheading Vampire Kid. As hot as they ar, that didn't work on the ugly little son of a b!tch. So, I imagined him in a "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt dancing like Napoleon Dynamite. It actually made me more scared, no joke.

So, rather than thinking of ways to make him less scary, he suddenly turned into Chucky (the doll from Child's Play). Great. Now I can't squeeze my Stan plushie for comfort. I've got NOTHING.

So, to calm myself down, I started reciting my favorite episode of South Park, "Rainforest Schmainforest", in my head (I know all the words, isn't that sad)

I got up to this one part, when something really strange happened:
Mr. Garrison: Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!! Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!! Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!! Go ahead.
Choir Teacher: Well, uh, that's all, really. So, if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.
Cartman: Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper.
Weird Voice 1 (in right ear): (whispers) Should we tell her?
Weird Voice 2 (in left ear): (whispers) Nope

I'm 100% serious, 2 diffferent female NON EXISTANT and INVISIBLE voices WHISPERED VERY, VERY CLEARLY IN MY DAMN EARS! It sounded like, and felt like, someone whispered in my ears.

My eyes shot open and I started crying (but I always cry) and shaking, like, really badly. I'm still shaking. So, I lay in bed, with my eyes open worried about Tar Man, Vampire Kid or worse, freaky whispering voices. Now I'm really scared that I'm paranoid. These voices were really, really clear, and they didn't sound like I was thinking them, and I swear to god that I'm not making this up. Although I PRAY that it's just my brain playing tricks on me.

After that, I started feeling things that weren't there, like spiders on my legs, when there was nothing there. Or cold air on parts of my face. That's when I decided that I was gonna try and make myself SANE before going to bed.

It was really hard for me to turn my lamp on, cause I was paranoid Tar Man or Creepy Voices were gonna get me (or even Vampire Kid, although he was supposedly outside). Then, it was harder to get my laptop from the floor next top my bed, cause they could be under the bed.

If I'm like this now, then how am I gonna be after my Halloween Scary Movie Marathon?

I know all this sounds INSANE, but there is one part of my brain that is convinced that I am going to wake up one morning staring into the eyes of Tar Man, and turning around only to find Vampire Kid standing on the other side of my bed.

Ok, I'm freaking myself out now. So, I'm gonna watch either South Park, Summer Heights High, The Chasers War on Everything, Family Guy or the Simpsons, read some jokes and then go to bed with my headphones in and my iPod on.

xox.Sarina.xox