You open up a new tab on gamespot, closing out of the porn you were recentley streaming. You, to your shock, see that simpsons has posted a new blog. You feel this may be a trick, just like its last blog posts. Maybe simpsons hates you all and is expressing this hate by posting fake blogs, you think to yourself, having to push up your dorky glasses. You decide to cool down by going to your facebook, you see a new post by some chick you want to get with. It's talking about how she's hanging out with her stupid friends and will post too many pictures of it when she's done. You like it, because you have no soul. You come back to gamespot to see thst Simpsons not only has a new blog post, but a new profile picture. You think that simpsons is just messing with your head. You than take a power drill and drill 2 individual holes in your brain. You begin to scream and bleed, but the blog is still there! You go crazy slamming your hands against the desk "THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!" You yell, weaking your mother making her ground you from your pokemon.

Oh yes, this very is possible. And yes, I have returned, Being a robot with nothing better to do. I returned, I have quit many unions. Why? You have time for questions later.

You stare in awe at your computer screen, simpsons is back? You think, your mind boggled at the pure sentient thought of a jerk like simpsons returning to gamespot for lulz.