Alright. Today I'm reviewing Twilight. Or as it should be called. Toilet. Because this movie was awful on such a unnatural level I had to scrub my eyes with oxi clean just to get all the crap off. Here is the storyline.

This is a story about a bunch of pale kids. Bella. Is a cliche emo who lives with her daddy. But hates life even though she has her own computer. She meets this vampire who is played by the same pale actor who played Cedric Diggory in Harry potter and the goblet of fire! So they like make out for the next 40 minutes. Then they fight other vampires. Then well. The end. I swear I hope that they don't try on the New moon sequel.

FINAL SCORE: 2.5 GARBAGE