1: All members are either 12 year olds or 50 year olds who still play pokemon.

2: There are only Nintendo unions on gamespot.

3: You must have a stupid username to be on gamespot.

4: You must be in a nintendo union to be on gamespot.

5: Listening to Devo makes you the coolest user on the forums *NO EXCEPTIONS*

6: Being very religious makes you trollbait.

7: Only Halo fanboys are trolls.

8: There must not be zombies on the lawn.

9: Kill zombies with plants.

10: If you joined when you were 11 you joined 18 groups and posted blogs of crappy games you liked.

11: There is no rule 11

12: You must not complain about rule 11.

13: There are no more rules.