Iam going to KILL my bother. Seriously.

Allow me to explain, if I may.

About a month ago, when I got my very, very expensive PS3 (direct all cursing to my seemingly insane father, please), one of the first things I did was to create my online account.

By now you may be wondering why I bring this up. Well, you see, I did not get a copy of Resistance until recently. And as my review says, I believe it has a great multiplayer.

Anyways, back on track. I was prompted to name my account. I tried quite a few names. And then while I was pwning Viper with my good old MK22, my brother takes the control and inputs random characters. FU(K

And he blames it on the fact so many names had been rejected! Sure, Federico, EVERYBODY is BOUND to have mjpnjw as their name!

And now I am stuck with an unreadable name FOR TEN YEARS (at least that is what Sony says...)! How is anybody ever going to remember my name!?

Well, three cheers for the name that will provoke fear in the hearts of men. Three chears for MPN -- what was it, again?