No Song of The Post 'cause this is gonna be a rather long blog. if you want, skip the stats and just read my comments about some of them. I finished Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars today, but there's a lot to do yet, take a look at my stats. I took the screens from Rockstar Social Club, which is a great feature so you can compare your stats with your friends'. If any of you have GTA CW and can play online, please, leave your Friend Code in the comments so I can kill you a couple times.

Now behold my (not so) mighty stats! I'll comment only the most important ones, though.

Percentage Complete (57,05%) - Just a proof that completing the story doesn't mean you're done. The only thing I've done after completing the story was stealing an Ammo-Nation truck, what doesn't increase the percentage in nothing.

Number of times busted (6) - F*ck you pig!

Time in single player (14:49:02) - That's a little more than two hours per day since I got the game.

Times cheated (3) - What would be of GTA without the cheats?

Cockroaches squashed (6) - I never though that was counted.

Longest chase with a 6 star rating (00:00:00) - Don't know if that's because my game is not original, but when with a 3 star rating the frame rate falls quite a lot, I guess when you get 6 stars the game will become a turn-based strategy.

People burnt out (3) - 3? I only saw when I burned the cop... Anyway, it was amazing, I was holding the break and the accelerator at the same time and a cop was approaching, so I just let the breaker go and BURN! The cop was on flames! Cool, isn't it?

Near Misses (670) - Near misses are the times when you avoid bumping or crashing onto another car but get really close to it. The handling is kinda hard, so mastering the zig-zag driving is really important.

Made from drug trading ($420,935.00) - Do not try this in real life, kids.

Spent on scratch cards ($1,864.00)/Won on scratch cards ($3,285.00) - I wish real life were as easy as that... I even won a safehouse on a scratch card!

Shipments robbed (twenty-eight (stupid emoticon)) - It's fun and gives you ammo or even other surprises... I hate when there's nothing in the truck, but stealing it is already worth because of the fun you have doing it.

Accuracy (56.00%) - Uh... Leap before you think?

That's it. I hope my stats gave you hell. There's still a lot to do and I'll surely be playing this game for months and months. The review will probably come out next week. Have a nice Wednesday, Thursday and then... What comes after? Whatever, it'll be holiday in Brazil so I might post the next Top10 blog. Ciao.