Super Mario Bros. Deluxe

Mortal Kombat 4

Out to Lunch

Mortal Kombat II

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat

DreamWorks Madagascar

New Super Mario Bros.

Mortal Kombat II: Kyuukyoku Shinken

Thank god they didn't remove the blood.

Finally. After MK1 having sweat *yuck* on the SNES, MK II brings back the blood i wanted in MK1. Even better, they didn't change the fatalities :3 SWEET! All the 12 fighters are here, including old favourites such as Li... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat

Better than the Genesis version.

Basically, this came out just ONE year ago after the MK 1 ports & the release of Mortal Kombat II. When you start up the game, you watch a grainy FMW of the MK 1 commercial with some changes. Then the game has some of th... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat

Bad & ugly MK games at its best

Errrrm..... This was only avaliable in Europe. You can only get this on Ebay. Anyways, on with the review. Like the Genesis version, it has a blood code that you can activate with a button combination(2, 1, 2, Down, Up... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat: Shinken Kourin Densetsu

An OK arcade port, let down by the lack of blood & gore.

Mortal Kombat meets no introduction. Its one of the best fighting games out there, trying to tackle with Street Fighter II. Now comes to the ports. Sega said "If we don't include gore, the fans will hate us!" so they inc... Read Full Review

DreamWorks Madagascar

Erm.... This is the GBA game but on DS.

Got this waaaaaay back in 2005(along with Pac-Pix), & I am really bored of it. I mean, this is basically the GBA version, but on the DS with touch screen controls. You move around collecting coins & killing enemies & avo... Read Full Review

Link: The Faces of Evil

More like "Link: The Embarresments of Evil"

lol..... All that Youtube Poop stuff has made me chuckle. Anyways, on with the review. Oh god.... THIS IS THE WORST ZELDA GAME EVER! Its even worse than Mario is Missing. You start off with a really cheeky FMV where it g... Read Full Review

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

More like "Glitch Rigs: Don't play this!"

lol. Don't buy! This is easily the s******** truck game. I mean, this game is horribily glitched. You have a 100% chance that the game will crash. It has no clipping, which means that you can drive through everything. EV... Read Full Review

Rayman Raving Rabbids

BWWWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. I got this game for Christmas along with the Wii. Basically, the story is that Rayman & some Baby Globoxes go to the park for a picnic, but the famous 'Rabbids' capture him & the Globoxes & he has to complete mini ... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

Stick with the Playstation version!

If you want Mortal Kombat Trilogy, go for the Playstation version. This? DON'T BOTHER! Why? Well, it is Mortal Kombat, but most of the N64 things ruin it. First off, the music. Oh god! They sound like MIDI files. The PS ... Read Full Review

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Until Brawl comes out, this will have to do!<br />

This is the sequel to the N64 Smash Bros. & ITS COOL!!!!! The game has a lot more things than the 1st. The game has 25 characters than the original 12, adding 13 more. There are 29 stages, which is 20 more than SSB's ori... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat Advance

Oh, Midway. What have you done?

Remember my review of Ultimate Mortal Kombat on the DS? Well, before that game, we had Mortal Kombat Advance. Ok, lets get started. You buy this game expecting it to be cool, right? WRONG! You just bought a crap MK game.... Read Full Review

Super Mario Galaxy

My god! This game is BEAUTIFUL!

I got this game as a present as well as a Wii for crimbo, & it is beautiful. After the rather disapointing Super Mario Sunshine, this game could take the crown of all 3 Mario 3D games(Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshin... Read Full Review

Anubis II

So if this is Anubis II, where is Anubis I?

God. The last time i reviewed the game "Ninjabread Man", i said "Ninjabread Man & its brothers? DON'T BOTHER!" Yes i said "brothers" because the game also had other clones of it, like this game(Anubis II) for example. Yo... Read Full Review

Mario Party DS

After the 2 terrible Mario Party games, Mario Party Advance & Mario Party 8, this is one of the best of the series.

I basically got this for crimbo(or Christmas) as well as my DS Lite(& some other games) & this is really fun. When i played the s****y Mario Party 8 & Mario Party Advance game, i hated the Mario Party series. But Nintend... Read Full Review

Sonic the Hedgehog: Genesis

Not even his 20th Anniversary(yet)<br /> Avoid this game at all costs!

*talks to Sonic* Poor Sonic. You had such a cool Genesis starting. & its 2 sequels. Much like Sonic 3D, you had to f*** up the Sonic series. Why? Well, the game is so mediocre, that i would disgrace in your terrible ser... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

The Armageddon has just begun!

The grand daddy of all fighters makes its appearence for the first time on Wii. You get all the characters from all the MK games(MK4, MK:DA, MK:D, etc)& most of the stages from past MK games, as well as the game it self.... Read Full Review

Ultimate Mortal Kombat

GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!<br /> You won't regret it.

In 1995, Midway released an update of Mortal Kombat 3 called Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. This had all the characters from the MK3 game as well as every ninja character(e.g. Ninja Sub-Zero, Jade, Kitana, Mileena, Scorpion, ... Read Full Review

Ninjabread Man

This 'bread man needs to die!

Oh god. This game SUCKS! Its just a bog-standard port of a crappy PS2 game made even worse for the Wii. You control this gingerbread man guy & you kill stuff with your candy cane. But its so mediocre. I mean, you use the... Read Full Review

Super Mario Bros. Deluxe

Please buy it! PRETTY PLEASE?

Oh Super Mario Bros. The game that saved video games from being doomed. With the many remakes (SMB Special, SMAS, etc) this has to be one of the best. First off it has the 1985 Original. That means you can relive the mem... Read Full Review

Mortal Kombat 4

Don't bother getting this shoddy port. EVER!

Mortal Kombat 4 was the first in the series to be in 3D. However, that can not be said for the GBC port. It is in 2D. After all, the GBC cannot handle 3D fighters. When you start it up, you find out it is an upgrade of M... Read Full Review