Anyone remember FarCry, great game right, Alone in the Dark, it was good, House of the Dead, good arcade, Doom, cult classic. What do these titles have to do with anything? It all has to do with one man.

We all know his movies to be giant pieces of crap. Come'on people, its that giant prick of a director Uwe Boll. Exatly three minutes ago, I found out that he IS going to make FarCry as a movie. Judging by the fact that everyone hates this douche, and his other craptastic movies, it will suck donkey ba.. you understand.

Why can't companies just deny access to classics, it happenned for Metal Gear Solid and Halo, why not others? I say, we just take a bullet and lodge it in his parental lobe of his brain. It will either kill him or destroy any knowledge of how to make a movie (not like he knew how to, to begin with). Either way, the plan will work.

I hate that prick so much.

I am not responsible for the amount of swearing in this work of literature. Any suits involved should involved Uwe Boll, it is his responsibility to make good movies. May that thing suffer after making that crap.