I just killed a giant eyeball with my charge beam!

Monkeys are purple god dangit!

Master Chief just lifted a tank of my stomach!

I think we can all agree why games like HALO,METROID,or ZELDA are instant favorites.Because there is no way that any of them could be real!Take for instance Link from ZELDA.So the guy runs around the world breaking people's stuff looking for Rupees!Yet,that didn't stop people from enjoying it.Take Master Chief from HALO.He can lift a tank off you with his bare freaking hands!Yet,HALO is probably the most popular game franchise ever.Take Samus Aran from METROID.All she freaking did was kill aliens and regenerate her sheild every five seconds!Yet,the people who designed the game are billionaires.

The point of the matter is not a lot of people line up outside of stores at three in the morning to buy the new SIMS.If you haven't noticed this blog sounds a lot like I'm ranting on nonrealistic games.I'm not.I'm applauding the creative minds who make them!What would the world be like if there wasn't any nerds?For one we wouldn't have Ipods,Xboxes,PS3s,TV,Dungeons&Dragons.(Actually I could live without D&D)

Anyway,if I had a million dollars for every time realistic games got a 10/10 on their game reviews I would be extremely broke.I'm not saying realistic games are terrible.I'm just saying nonrealistic games are actually worth buying.If you were able to jump 50 feet in the air or fly on nothing but electricity you wouldn't be playing video games,but you can't so you are.