Hi! (not as in 'smokin high' but 'hello'). Somehow, I came across a couple of threads about drinking and drugs... how i managed to find myself right where that was mentioned, i don't know. Anyway, by replying to these topics, i've spontaneously created a story about ''why I think drugs n drinks are masochistical & dull'... so i decided to re-write it as my blog entry or sumthin. Enjoy:D

:arrow:[QUOTE/] Let me tell you a story why I think drugs and beer is masochistical and, above all, dull (in addition to being unhealthy and addicting)... achem... Once long, long ago, in a kingdom far, far away... 'little red riding hood' got high... ...but before that, she did kage bushin no jutsu so her clones weren't adicted like she was. Her step-sister Freud, imprisoned one clone and hoped to do some experiments on it for showing the world how a healthy person has more fun than a drugged one. However, Freud didn't predict that he would be presenting this experiment to a drugged world... The four little drunk pigs were placed as judges so they judged against Freud's experiment cuz they dind't even see anymore how it's like not to ever be drugged... Freud was so mad that he huffed and puffed and farted... and while they were arguing over who is drugged and who ain't... the kyuubi came and destroyed their village... kingdom... barn, whatever. They all died, drugged and healthy... what tragedy...

Conclusion: When I hang ot with drugged people, I act even more drugged than them so I'm actually weird to them. If you cannot be drugged without drugs then you don't even know the meaning of enjoying the true nature of being drugged. Look at me, I can write this horrible crap of a story and I never tasted drugs or beer. I enjoy life more than junkies, and I know that cuz i know some of them. ... anyway... if you like this story, copy-paste it, i will... yup [QUOTE/]

Was this story amusing to you? Was it a pain in the back? Is it fit for minors under the age of 18? Do you think I'm a CENSORED ? Did you visit my 'naruto: mystery of jazz' topic? Do you have any bad thoughts now?