If you don't buy this game on launch day, I am going to shoot you in the face with a gun that shoots shovels.

Ryo Hazuki is quite possibly THE most low-down mother trucker with a bad-assitude in video game history. I'll bet when Ryo is chilling smoking blunts in the dojo and Fuku-san starts *****ing at him that Ryo pit-blows him so hard that his **** comes out of his ass really fast.

Somebody please make a ****ing 2D fighting game for XB360 or PS3 or I will ****ing shoot everybody in the world with an elephant gun.

It is good and involves violence and japanese robotechnics