it seem some of people have plenty of time to waste,

If you feel that you are one of them, i highly advise you to read a book in french liturature.

To get you started:

1- You need to start learning french

2- find yourself a bookstore that sell french books or just go to amazon.fr

3- search for "Malade imaginaire" by "Molière"

4- Go back here and write me a comments and i will tell you how my old french teacher made me read it in just 3 days