WHAT!? *insert game I hate here* got a *insert score that was too high for said game here* and they gave *this game I love* a "insert score I somehow disagree with more here"!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU GAMESPOT!! I guess I will now have to use *insert one of Gamespot's competing websites here* to form my opinions for me!?!?

"Jeez Drake! How come you knock someone out everytime you check the time!"