I have a friend who works in QA and she was able to learn the plot of a new Arkham Knight quest that they are planning to release through DLC. This is what she sent me:
Alfred is very sick, so he tells Batman how to make his own sandwich. Here is the opening quest dialog:
Batman - ok, so I need to make my own sandwich. How hard can it be?
Alfred - well, sir, to begin with we are out of mayo. So you will need to take the batmobile to the grocery store.
Batman - the grocery store is just 1 block away. Why would I need to take the batmobile?
Alfred - I have scanned the area and see that there are 497 unmanned drones in between us and the grocery store. You need to get in the batmobile, convert it to a tank, and spend the next hour circle strafing around and shooting rockets at the unmanned drones as they slowly materialize into view.
Batman - are you serious?? I don’t normally use rockets. Can the batmobile even carry that many rockets?
Alfred - apparently so sir.
Batman - fine. I’ll take out the unmanned drones and get the mayo.
Alfred - a bunch of soldiers are also after the mayo. If they happen to get it first, then you will need to spend the next hour chasing after them in the batmobile.
Batman - what happens if they leave the city with the mayo?
Alfred - don’t worry sir, they will just ride around in circles until you eventually carefully disable their vehicle using rockets.
Batman - ok, so after I catch them then I come back with the mayo and make the sandwich.
Alfred - when you get back here make sure you use the batmobile to blow a hole in the wall.
Batman - why in the world would I do that?
Alfred - a proper sandwich requires toasted bread and the Riddler has shut off our electricity. You will need to blow a hole in the wall, use a wench to drive the batmobile up the side of the building, turn it into a tank to carefully strafe it around the floorplan, redeploy the wench and use the batmobile engine to power up the toaster.
Batman - is all of this really necessary just to make a sandwich?
Alfred - apparently so sir.
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