Cries of joy permeate the air as I ride into town on a majestic horse!
And then I wake up from my dream. But anyway, yes, the psychopathic user you all know as stevenscott14 is back, and he know has a penchant for talking in the third person.
Okay, I don't.

Hey I'm probably bewildering you right now. But hey, you know what! I'm back, comforted by the hum of my supercharged computer and wondering how I have survived the past seven days without much modern technology.
Except my lovely Nintendo DS. Without that console I wouldn't have survived, and as a matter of fact I wouldn't be writing this blog either. No, siree! I clocked in a majestic 18 hours on Advance Wars: Dual Strike, my counter tells me. And yeah, you could say, "what a waste of a holiday" but, no, you would be wrong.

Advance Wars: Dual Strike is awesome, and its far better than just simply sitting in the sun trying to get a tan.
Why do that, when you can sit in the sun trying to get a tan, while playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike?

A match made in heaven, I tell you!

Now down to more relevant matters. GameSpot, first. It seems I've missed one hell of a lot while I've been absent, especially around those new unions I told you about the last blog. PC Central especially seems to be going along exceptionally well, and have great potential at such an early stage. Brings a tear to my eye to see such communities developing so fast.

And its not just that. Its PC and Xbox gaming I've missed out on too, and I've missed it a lot. So I'll be bringing you the next Now Playing either later on tonight or possibly tomorrow, updated with the games I'm going to play for the next week. And damn you people (Andy, Nodham, Denis, I'm not looking at you at all! Feel the guilt, people!) playing lots and lots of UT2004 while I'm gone. I will resolve my absence by making you laugh at my terrible, rusty skills that all trail back to the fact that I've been shut up in a musty caravan for the last week!

And of course I need to continue my majestic quest on Fable: Lost Chapters, and bring you all the third entry.

Hell, its good to be back.