Without any verbal gymnastics or any attempts to be funny, I'll launch straight into it...

 Yep... I have finally found the remainder of my Saturn game collection. If you check, you'll see I was quite the gamer way back in the day. I didn't care about scores or genres back then, I was just enthralled by any type of videogame.

 I accept the fact that there some extremely bad/embarrassing games in there, but when you were little, did you care?

 Exactly.

 Ah... what has GameSpot turned me into?! I'm now a gamer who is looking back on his childhood - admittedly one of the best times of my life :P and completely stomping over the goodness I got out of those games!

 This is my gaming history I'm talking about here! I'm a monster!

 But anyway, my updated collection shows that I was one of the people who actually liked the Saturn. Sure, it was a humongous failure, but... come on... the intoxicating nostalgia I've got after finding all of these games is just there. And I don't even have a Saturn to play them on... it's probably lurking in somebody's attic hundreds of miles away... damn you eBay!

 I want my Saturn back!