As I write this blog post, I cannot escape the fact that I am bored beyond description. I look at the TV and the reality of no cable hits me like a freight train going fullspeed downhill. (that's pretty hard!) I look at my buddy list, sadly the "on-line buddy" tab reads none. I observe my collection of movies only to find it contains the same DVD's that I have seen a million times and can recite backwards. I travel into the kitchen and Alas! Chocolate cookies with an extra serving of creme in the middle (double-stuf oreos.) sit alone on the counter. I open the bag and retrieve several thousand. I then make my way to the fridge only to have my excitement increased. A half gallon of milk sits on the shelf. I pour a glass and proceed to plunge the cookies deep into the low fat dairy product. After eating more than I can handle, I make my way back to the computer and wonder why I am writing this post like a mystey novel. Enough with the Hemingway. I had oreo's, they were good, and i'm still bored. The End.