Okay, crazy thought time:

You know the stage based around the mayorial election in Ouendan?  Sony's like that fugly dude using Purple Afro Power to brainwash people into voting for him, while Nintendo is the poor guy that the cheersquad helps out.  It's like someone played that stage and scored a perfect run of 300s across the board.

It's late.  I'm bored.  Give me your crazy analogies, people.  I don't care what games you use or if they make complete sense or not.