I'm not much for writing blogs. If I was, they'd mostly read things like "Chipped tooth. Man, where the **** did I chip my tooth at. What." And nobody wants that. I mean, I already have an offsite blog. It sometimes reads like that, and even I don't like it.

Anyway, I thought that, despite all that, I might want to use this space for some hard hitting and pithy commentary on the pop culture of today, style of thing. Real gonzo stlye commentary, hitting you ****ers right where it hurts. But probably not. Stay tuned, fictional audience. Stay tuned.

Apparently censoring is down, hereabouts. **** be crazy, man.