Funniest comment ever!
by strikeback1247 on Comments
Laughed so hard! "Inlex AAAh, it's a STRENGTH, now is it? Ok...I'll walk up to a girl in a bar this weekend and tell her that it's my policy to never buy her a drink, never give her a compliment, never buy her flowers, never talk to her without spitting in her face. Also, I will tell her that I always cheat, I'm dead broke and I keep a set of albanian women as house slaves. THEN, if I feel she might not be attracted to what I am after her feedback of calling the cops on me and kicking me in the nuts, I will pull a microsoft, reversing all my policies. She'll have forgotten it ALL and take me to bed instantly, I reckon!"