i'm not a pessimist by nature, but still.

-having to pee as soon as you sit down. or worse, as you're about to fall asleep.

-getting a phone call at 7am that campus is closed...while you're still home on break, sleeping in.

-knowing that you're getting the flu, but this isn't the worst of it yet.

-having the cat sleep on your feet, but really really REALLY wanting to roll over...but he's so cute and you don't wanna wake him up!

-reaching under the seat of your car to find the ring that your friend dropped and pulling out a rotten apple instead.

-being attacked by aforementioned cat in the middle of the night (which is pretty much the scariest benign thing that can happen to you in the middle of the night, imho)

-running out of clean underwear! especially if you don't realize it til after you get out of the shower.

-reaching the boss and getting killed just before you make the final blow. which is the story of my life today, thanks to fire emblem, twewy, and super mario galaxy.