A fellow in the bar notices a woman,always alone,come in on a fairly regular basis.After the second week,he makes his move.

"No thank you."she said politely."This may sound rather odd in this day and age,but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult."the man replied.

"Oh,I don't mind too much."the woman said."But it has my husband pretty much."