PLAY STATION 3 TALE 1 - Morpheus the Avenger

RESIDENT EVIL: DEAD AIM

Morpheus D. Duvall:

"To establish a kingdom where PS3 has total authority is the dream, which I must make a reality." "OH NO! T-virus leak!" "Must...Play...Play Station...Threeeee!" Morpheus soon regained his consciousness, but found all of his henchmen had turned into zombies, and even more horrifying, started to like the x-box 360. He grabbed a .50 calibre magnum revolver, and started to blast the x-box liking zombies out of the sky - "Eat lead you x-box liking, flesh eating, brain dead creeps!" After wiping out all the zombies, Morpheus sat down at his new PS3 and started playing it - All that x-box zombie shooting had been worth it!

PLAY STATION 3 TALE 2 - Tifa the untrustworthy

FINAL FANTASY7

Cloud Strife:

Cloud had just brought his Playstation3 two days ago, and already, he can't get off it for a second! "Cloud! You’ve been on that thing for 2 days straight! How long do you plan to keep on it for?" Moaned Tifa. Cloud had been playing on and on, with the occasional multiplayer with Vincent Valentine and Denzle. "Cloud?! When will you be off that thing?!?" Yelled Tifa. "As soon as I complete Assassin's Creed, Heavenly Sword, Silent Hill 5..." Cloud went on and on for hours, then finally, Tifa just snapped! "Cloud!!!!!!!!!! Get off that thing!" - "OK, OK" Cloud replied, and placed the controller down. "Hey, why did you want me to get off it anyway?"... -"So I can go on it, of course!" Tifa replied, and she started playing the PS3.

PLAY STATION 3 TALE 3 - Riku the Determined

KINGDOM HEARTS

Riku:

Riku and Sora has just gotten their new PS3, and had been playing Final Fantasy XIII for hours. Suddenly, the unexpected happened. A heartless appeared out of nowhere, and walked up to the PS3. "NO! A heartless" Yelled Riku, and dived towards the PS3. But despite his efforts, the heartless absorbed the PS3. "NO!!!! You freak!" Sora gulped. "Riku...wait it's only..." But even Sora's best efforts could not get through to Riku. 30 minutes later, Sora and Kairi stand at the end of the main village, staring at the old Island where Riku was still fighting the heartless. They could here him from a distance: "WHY YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A...! "GOTCHA!!! HA HA HA...NOOOOOO!!!!! Kairi turned to Sora - "What do you think happened with that 'no' "? Sora turned to her: "The PS3's broke". Kairi stared at Sora in pure terror. "Wait... that means..." - "Yep", said Sora, "Don't worry, he'll come back from the island when he's finished trashing the place in rage - it'll be about a week - if we're lucky"...