http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

I was talking to the fat Asian on the phone, and all of a sudden I herd a loud BANG in our backyard! :shock:

I walked out to see what happened and I saw our big fat biology teacher! :shock: she was holding a bag ready to steal our house!:shock: she got out of jail today (for stealing food, she also got out of jail earlier than the other teachers because she never tryed to beat up me and Rocky D)

I said "What the f:shock::shock::shock: you doing"

She said "none of your damn business now do back to sleep"

"But its my house" said

and she then ran away!

This is not the first time the big fat biology teacher did something to get her ass in jail. She also beat up a girl. and stole food (as said before)

Today (may 26th 2011) was the end of school for us, so we went to go to a restaurant, it was a fancy Mexican restaurant. I decided to invite 2 of my good friends with us. The fat Asian kid and Rocky D (remember its the second time he came to this school and the first time didn't end to well.) All the 9th/10th grade teachers also came. (22 teachers, 17 students) Now we were at the restaurant, and I happened to sit near the the10th grade geometry teacher.

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The waiter (wearing a short sleeve shirt btw) then asked him what would you like to have he said

" how old are u son"

the waiter then replied

"23 sir"

The teacher then said "you don't got no muscle"

"what" said the waiter

"You don't got not muscle"

Then after arguing a bit the waiter wasked away

"The f:shock::shock::shock:you doing" said the teacher "I'm going to f:shock::shock::shock: you up so bad" he added

Then the teacher jumped on the poor waiter about to kick his ass and beat him up. :shock:

All the kids/teachers were just laughing their asses off, besides me and Rocky D! We were going to beat up the geometry teacher and kick his ass.

I jumped on that guy (remember the teacher had the waiter pinned down ready to give him a good beating and kick his ass) and tried to pull him away from the poor waiter, but then a teacher tried to kick me in the head so I punched her in the face, and then another teacher tried to kick me in the balls so I also punched her in the face (Rocky D was also fighting lots of teachers)

Now the owner of the place and 3 other waiters went to see what was going on, they saw the geometry teacher trying to beat me and Rocky D even th. we were only trying to defend our self, so they ran up to him and held him down.

"YOU ARE A DISGRACE!" said the owner of the restaurant "Stop of I will call the police" he added, while holding the teacher.

All the teachers ignored him and kept trying to hurt me and Rocky D. They would throw chairs/ tables at us, while we would kick their ass. Damn cowards! (its also a good thing the teachersdidn'tbring their guns with them) And all the kids were laughing and never even bothered to help us out!

Then the police came and all 23 teachers were arrested (the big fat biology teacher, never really did anything but she stole food while the fight was going on and ran away) . But the problem is now 1 weeks from now (our summer breakonlylasts for 2 weeks, and this happened about a week ago) the teachers will be back and say they will take revenge on me :shock: What should I do!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!??

Stay tuned to see what happens next, in the wild and wacky adventures of : supergoat 10th gradeedition!

starting next week!

Well its because I went to visit, my dad waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down in China, I told my self I would not spend any time on the internet. for the the next 25 days.

It seems like my dad is doing quite well for himself, he's a high school teacher, and teachers chess on his free time. He had to give me up for adoption, because you can only have 1 child in China :|, plus(back then) he could notaffordto keep any of his children. My mom is white and lives in the US (I don't live with her tho.)

I weigh more/have a higher bench press because he has lots oflifting equipment inhis basement I used it A LOT,especially when I got bored. Plus I ate a LOT of food, including a ton of vegetable spring roll, noodles and rice. (my dad cooks the best rice in the world)

Academic

-highest gpa

-lowest gpa

Lifting awards

Highest bench press for 9th grader (WIN)

Highest curl for 9th grader (WIN)

Highest leg press for 9th grader (WIN)

Highest dumbbell press for 9th grader (WIN)

Highest incline press for 9th grader (WIN)

Highest squat

highest dead lift

Well it seems I domited the lifting awards for this grade!

Fighting awards

Overall best bully

Best fight caught on tape.

Beat up most kids

beat up a bully award (person who fights back to a bully and wins)

lost the most fights

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Guys I had a lot of things going wrong today, I got a bad grade on my math/worldgeographytest, I felt depressed for no reason. But this had to be the worst.

I was at the gym lifting, and this one guy asked me how old I was, I told him: 16 and then he said

"sorry, you have to be 18 or over, or have adult supervision"

our family has one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cfRbpMVZPc . and our sister comes from college this summer so she could supervise me, when lifting, her boyfriend is also coming and he could superviseme sometimes, but on school days I am never able to use the gym :cry



Does this seem sufficient, to getting bigger? Your thoughts?

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Rocky D was not in my class nor have I seen this happen. But I could assure you, it did happened!

See now Rocky D is my good friend, no hono but he's a handsome, young blonde man who kinda of looks like this guy:

Now there was another extremely attractive blonde female teacher, who was a little sick in the head, but attractive never the less.

Note:the fat asian kid was NOT in the same room but if he was, I could assure you this is what he would say.

Now when Rocky D walked into the room the extremely attractive blonde teacher spotted him

extremelyattractive blonde teacher:hi are you the new kid, who is testing out this school. he he

Rocky D: yes mam.

Fat Asian kid: Hey am old, remember older men have more experience!

extremelyattractive blonde teacher: so how much can you bench rocky?

Rocky D: 185 mam

Fat Asian kid: I COULD BENCH 300 WITH 1 HAND!!!

Then the principal walked him. His face was boiling with jealousy.

Principal: :Hey I can bench press 220! Hey ,extremely attractive blonde teacher I can bench 200" he repeated after the

extremely attractive blonde teacher ignored him.

extremelyattractive blonde teacher: So rocky, she said with her pointer finger on her lip

Rocky D: what

extremelyattractive blonde teacher: nothing he he

Fat Asian kid: ROCKY D IS DUMB.

Principal: Rocky D why don't you come to my office

Rocky D: why?

Principal: because I said so, and don't talk BACK TO ME MR.

Rocky D: Iwasn't, see...

Principal: COME TO MY OFFICE.

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Principal: you were distracting the clss

Rocky D: All I was doing was answering questions!

Principal: get in thatelectric chair (thats our school punishment)

Rocky: What you're crazy!

Principal: okay fine since its your first day i'll give you a less sever punishment.

He pulls out a bat.

Principal: Bendover Ipromiseto not break any bones if you bend over in the next 10 seconds.

Rocky D: WHat this schools crazy i'm going home.

But as soon as he turned his back theprincipal triedto hit him, but he ducked and beat his ass up!

GO ROCKY D!

Part 2

Also me and the fat asian kid had a great time, we had a fight and I won of course. We went to the gym and lifted a ton of weights, he can bench press 125 @ 5'10" 160 pounds and he's a 14 year old. I can currently do 205 @ 6'0.5" 163 pounds, and I am a 16 year old.

I was waiting for class to get over listening to the math teacher. She was talking quite fast. So one kid said

Kid:"excuse me, but can you talk a bit slower"

Math teacher:Are you trying to say I can't teach?!?!

Kid:"no, no thats not what-"

Math teacher: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY AM A BAD TEACHER!!!

Kid: no see its just that

Math teacher: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!

Math teacher: if you think you so damn good, hot shot, why don't you come up the the board and teach something!

(kid just sits there, and does not respond. Then another teacher walks in)

Teacher: Whats going on around here?

Then the math teacher pulled out a gun.

Math teacher: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ****ROOM AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!!!

Teacher: Put the gun down.

Math teacher: okay.

Teacher : Thank you

Then the math teacher shoot the other teacher in the face! :o

Math teacher:Every body just calm down its going to be okay, just calm down.(btw no one was making noise besides her) its okay everyone, just chill. Okay I will sing you a baby song:

Golden slumber kiss your eyes,
Smiles await you when you rise.
Sleep,
pretty baby,
Do not cry,
And I'll sing you a lullaby.

(http://lullabies.adoption.com/parenting/golden-slumbers2.html)

Math teacher: See everything is okay. I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE :cry: I'M TELLING YOU ITS OK, AM BEGGING YOU STOP CRYING AND CALM DOWN(she was the only onecrying) CALM DOWN PLEASE OH PLEASE CALM DOWN ITS OKAY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew this b:shock::shock::shock::shock:was out of her mind! she then started shooting the roof of the room. Without her looking Iquicklywalked out of the room and I escaped!

I asked the police what I should do and you know what they said? They said to:

"POST ABOUT IT ON GAMESPOT"

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on other news, that smelly fat asian kid will come to our house next week! I will also wrestle him, because he is 5'10" 160, 14 and takes wrestling . I will win! so stay tuned!

Part I

It was a hot spring friday, and my parents said they would be an hour late to pick me up from school.

I was standing there waiting, for them to arrive. Suddenly I herd 4 teachers talk smack behind the building. Quickly I walked closer to hear what they were saying.

Now it turned out that there were 4 teachers: the AP physics teacher (mr.hains), the AP calculus 2 teacher (DR. reed), the honors reading teacher (DR. brice) of the senior ****(not the English teacher I talked about before), and the vice principal (mr. shean) of the school. They were all wearing muscle shirts.

Physics teacher: Hey sheen how much you bench today?

vice Principal: I got 220 twice.

Physics teacher: Man n:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: you can't bench 220 for s:shock::shock::shock:

vice Principal: "You wanna to bet, b:shock::shock::shock::shock:. " Then he went on to say "i'll f:shock::shock::shock:

your ass up.

The other two teachers were just laughing.

Then the physics teacher got up and said "you wanna to f:shock::shock::shock::shock: with me? Man you wanna to

f:shock::shock::shock: with me b:shock::shock::shock::shock:?!?!?"

The vice principal then got up as well and the 2 were about to fight, but then the reading came teacher said:

"break it up!"

Reading teacher: give it a break guys, common its a great day out side we don't have for this s:shock::shock::shock:. common.

Then both the teachers sat down.

There was silence for about 10 seconds.

Then the calculus 2 teacher broke it.

Calculus teacher: you guys see some um au hot girls lately?

Reading teacher: students, or teachers?

calculus teacher: students of course, them teachers are butt ugly

[skip part where they talk about sex]

vice Principal: You guys ready for this year's awards?

reading teacher: na man I don't give a f:shock::shock::shock: them academics and them smart ass nerds. Say I wonder who's going to win the award for highest bench press?

Physics teacher: aw i don't know man, but probably Ramond that kids a damn beast. Hell I bet he could hit 300 if hetried

Caculus teacher: ya

vice Principal: hey I wonder who won the freshmen bench press award?

reading teacher: I bet the winner, maxed out on 65.

(Laughing)

calculus teacher: Na guys but in allseriousnessthe max was like 205 or something like that.

vice principal: For a freshmen or for the whole school.

Calculusteacher: for a freshmen?!?!?

Readin teacher: ya

PART II

(Every one stopped talking, the music stopped, two of the teachers spit their drink out in suprise,jaws dropped)

Physics teacher: The f:shock::shock::shock: man did you just say 205?!?!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Caculus teacher: 205

reading teacher:" now that can't be man, that s:shock::shock::shock::shock: just can't happen," he said pulling his hair.

It, it it just can't. Unless this f:shock::shock::shock:er is on rods like I am or something like that.

calculus teacher: no, they say he's a natural.

Physics teacher: holy s:shock::shock::shock: man this guy is a mother f:shock::shock::shock:ing beast.

calculus teacher: They also say he does boxing, he once beat up a big black 6'3" 250 bencher once. He could take us all on. His name is supergoat777.

calculus teacher:Hey guys I have an idea, lets kick his ass and beat him up!

Reading teacher: he could kick our asses what are you talking about?!?!

calculus teacher: No, all 4 of us you idiot.

Physics teacher: oh yeah man I see what you mean, lets kick his ass, who the hell does he think he is, God?!?!?!

seriousnessteacher: yeah he thinks he's some kind of a god or something?

:shock:
Now as you may know I was standing there shocked and frightened at the same time, they were about to plan a plot! Those cowards! I tryed to stay calm and think of what to do. I have no evidence so I could not show the police and even worse I was banned from gamespot, so I could not post about it!

They continued. It seems like their master plan was on to get a hot teacher to lead me into a room, she then would have to walk out of the room with the door locked, and then they would jump out of now where and kick my ass, because they know its 4:1 and they would win! Those b:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:s!

Part 3

I then walked in, hey are you guys talking about me?

Physics teacher: hell yeah we are, b:shock::shock::shock:, and were going to kick your sorry ass.

Then they started to walk around me, ready to to beat my ass up! I was ready for the biggest fight of my life!

Part 4

The physics teachertriedto punch me but I caught his arm and punched him in the balls! Another teacher tried to grab my neck, but I back kicked him! I then kicked the physics teacher in the balls again and he fell to the floor. He walked away in pan. KO HIS ASS OUT

TheCaculus teacher teacher punched me in the ribs, and the reading teacher was also trying to hit me, but I kept blocking his punches. The calculus teacher punched me in the jaw making it bleed, and then I fell to the floor, he was getting to jump on my head. Before he did it tho. I rolled making him miss the target, and then got up and punched him in the nose, while another teacher was trying to grab my arm! And punched him yet another time in the nose, the I punched him a 3ed time in the face and it KO HIS ASS OUT.

Then the reading teacher cam up to me and tried to beat my ass up, he tried to kick my leg but I grabbed his leg and twisted it making him fall, he quickly got up. And the principal who was left grabbed me and tried to pull me to the ground but I punched him. Anyways as the reading teacher got up he tried to punch me in the abs but missed I then kicked him in the leg and punched him in the stomach, KO HIS ASS OUT.

Then the vice principal came up and tried his best to kick my ass,! He kept his distance throughout. He said you have two options: 1. you could stay here and get your ass kicked, or 2. run home to your mommy. I had a black eye, my ribs felt like s:shock::shock::shock: and my face was bleeding. I knew I could not win. I tried to think of something before he pounced. And then A idea got into my head!

"Hey whats that I said!"

HE looked to his right, and they I mustered all my anger up, ran up to him and punched him 3 times in the face. KO HIS ASS OUT.

PART 5.

I thought it was over, all myenergywas gone and I wanted to go home! Then the AP physics teacher got out a gun! (he got it from his car)

He made me follow him to his car. And pointed to the trunk of the car

"get in" he said

"why" said I

"because I f:shock::shock::shock:ing said so, now get in!

Ihesitated.

"thats it" he pulled out a bat and hit me in the leg with it, then hit me in the abs twice. He was about to hit me in the head, but then my friend came with a bat and hit him in the back of the head. KO HIM OUT.

Part 6

MY friend said: "damn, son that must of been one hell of a fight. "

"Hell yeah it was, "said I, "hell yeah it was. "

"So are you going to tell the police or something? "

"No I got a better idea" said I

"what" he said

"AM GOING TO POST ABOUT IT ON GAMESPOT"

ha I entertain gamespot users and make them laugh and all they do is complain :cry:!

But this is a message to them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf1kFEUF-uU

See the main guy who was punching the bag and all that at the beginning, is me, and all the bullies who fight back are my haters! ha hahahah

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On a side note all you guys (besides the haters) should check out this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMPiKliSaVQ

Its simply amazing and I thought I would share it.

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On a another side note: Am going to report on another fight that happened in school! It involves 4 teachers! It simply is one of the best fights so far.

So stay tuned!