These are just SOME of the weapons the teachers will receive!

Lunch teachers: foodpoisoning, standard handgun (pistol), cane

english teacher:Ak747, knife

Nurse:Lethal Injection, pistol, knife

special ed teachers: explosive toys, grenades, pistol,cane

math teachers:whip, knife, shotgun

Sex ed teachers: Stds in a jar, knife, pistol

substitute teachers: (standard)pistol, and a knife

etc etc. All the teachers are exicted for the new shipments to arrive! it is all government funded, 25% of all tax payers money will be spend on guns for teachers "guns for teachers act"

For more info visit:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15142930/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

The shipments will arrive march 28th.