*16 Ways To Make Your Parents Think Your Insane

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night
16. Call ur parents on a different    fone and say u have 7 days


*10 Ways to Annoy Cops 

1) Say, "Dang, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2) When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3 )Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4) Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5) Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6) Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7) Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8) When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9) Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10) When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"