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Iraq: America Just Showing off

Recently I've realized that the American Government is just digging itself a political hole. They first did this when they went to Vietnam. It states that in the Concerning Civil Government that you cannot go into another country and tell them how to run the place.

They've done it at Vietnam and are doing it in Iraq. America has no buisness being in Iraq other than fighting terrorism. yet Bush has decided to tell the Iraqis how to run their government. The only other reason to be in Iraq is to get rid of the cowards that give their lives for a man that hides in a cave cough *osama binladen* cough.

So all America is accomplishing by this is saying "I have military power and I'm a big bully". America never fails to remind us that they have the best military and most advanced weapon sin the world.

Conclusion: I do not blame American citizens for this problem. I blame the American Government. George Bush Jr is possibly the stupidest president elected. The only reason why he gets elected is beacause he wins votes in Texas and California. Luckily Bush's last term is almost over and the american government will be rid of stupidity.

North Korea. What A Mess.

WARNING THIS MAY OFFEND SOME PEOPLE> AND MAY CAUSE SOME TO LAUGH> PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED

So how about north korea eh?. possibly the stupidest country on the face of this planet. Firstly they are run by a communist government. ARE YOU PEOPLE IN NORTH KOREA RETARDED LOOK WHAT COMMUNISM DID TO RUSSIA. russia was a perfectly fine country until karl Marx decided to write the book on Communism.

Second. They let their country be run buy a guy that wears an Elvis Jumpsuit all day. North korea has the largest if not second largest nuclear arsenal on the earth and you trust these weapons of "mass destruction" to a political leader that wants to be elvis. JESUS YOU NORTH KOREANS ARE MINDLESS. Thats like trusting a 3 year old with with nuclear weapons. Has America done anything. No they let elvis wannabes play with nuclear weapons all the time.

So in this concluding paragraph all i have to say is; dont be surprised if North Korea is responsible for the biggest nuclear holocaust in our lifetime. im serious i wouldn't be shocked, i'd just say "i told you so".

Zelda, 10-20 hours of gameplay MAX!

I have recently been looking at one of my friends forums and he says(quote) "i think the new zelda will be 100-200 hours of non-stop action". MY HAIRY A**!. Zelda is possibly one of the easyest series of games to beat. All yopu do is run around getting stuff to save the damzel in distress. yet this same old S*** never seems to get old to all these zelda junkies. i have come to the conclusion that nintendo has brainwashed people into liking zelda. i see nothing special about this game, as i said before all you do is run around saving the damzel in destress.

how many times do you get to see Zelda. ONLY ONCE AND LOOK HOW MANY ZELDA GAMES THERE ARE> AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LINK!?.

this firend of mine said that there will be 100-200 hours of gameplay. IN OUR DREAMS. In nintendo terms 100-200 hous of gameplay is like 10-20 in real life. A 3 year old with the brain the size of a pea could beat this game in under 5 hours.

And recently this friend says that racing games suck. Going around in circles at speeds of up to 200mph+ and being inches form another car takes more concentration and skill to beat a zelda game which is 5 hours. If you put race percent to %100 and finishing it is like beating zelda 50 times over.

Conclusion: Zelda games only take 10-20 hours of gameplay.

P.S: This goes out to all you people who own only a gameube. TAKE YOUR GAMECUBE DOWN TO YOUR NEAREST EB GAMES AND TRADE IT IN FOR A STORE CREDIT THEN BUY A PS2 OR A XBOX

P.P.S: gamecube is for preschoolers

Mature Rated Games

Ah yes stupid people that ruin gaming for us gamers. Some guy down in the states murdered a woman. Guess what he blamed it on? He blamed it on the Grand Theft Auto series, people this is when you know you have some serious psychological problems. Idiots like this guy ruin games that are violent but amusing. Plus parents are blaming their childrens problems on violent games. How about the parents stop neglecting their children and pay attention to them.

Halo 2 is rated M. Why? you may ask. the blood that squirts out is purple and you are killing aliens, fighting to save the earth, and ESRB ratesd it Mature. It should be rated Teen. when GTAVC first came out my little brother was 12. he played that game like no tomorrow. Did it phase him one bit? NO! Its idiots with psychological problems that say " hey look what tommy vercetti is doing in the game, maybe I should go out and run down some innocent civilians and go on a rampage"

IT TAKES COMMON SENSE NOT TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE IN VIOLENT GAMES. YOU CAN'T RUN OVER PEOPLE AND SHOOT HOOKERS AND NOT BE PUNISHED. People that kill someone and blame it on a violent game are just mindless idiots that can't take consequences for their actions.

I can see why the GTA series is rated Mature because there is strong language, sexual content, and mature themes, and drug use. But no one with a right mind is stupid enough to say"Hmmm i think ill go get high and then commit a dozen crimes". Now you have to show ID when you buy R rated movies. the Retailer should let anyone buy these DVD's. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN PROPERTY!. Its your fault for getting messed in the head because you played GTA or watched an R rated movie. To succeed in life you need to make mistakes.

On the Halo 2 cover it says that there is strong language the guy only says B******. In GTA they say a variety of vulgar words and names. I think ESRB just wants to take the fun away from gaming.

Conclusion: You are stupid if games like GTA or Halo 2 affect the way you think. it takes a little common sense to know not to do those things.

P.S: Wrestling games are rated Mature, all you see is two or more people fighting each other, theres no sexual themes or gang shootings.

The American political System, What a train wreck!

It states that in the United States constitution that every citizen in the USA has the right to live and no one can take it away. Yet they are the only country that has the death penalty> those are a firing squad, hanging, lethal injection and the electric chair. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES EVERY TIME THEY KILL A CONVICT. BUSH GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU CANT TAKE AWAY ANYONES RIGHT TO LIVE. READ THE DAMN CONSTITUTION AND ALL OF THE OTHER DOCUMENTS!

Link? WHAT A STUPID NAME!

What the hell kind of name is Link. ITS NOT A NAME FOR CHRIST SAKE!.

All you Zelda Molesters out there please tell me what the hell kind of name link is.

Rap, Possibly the most horrible genre of music

Yes, thats right im dissing rap. It went form marky mark, to mc hammer, then to vanilla ice, then to Gang shootings. i dont need to hear fifty different songs about how some guy got a cap in his ass in the ghetto or about some guy leaning back thinking it means intercourse, ok. Throw me a frickin bone here. Also rappers make it look like that if you have bling and are wearing jeans 90 sizes too big that chicks will stick to you like glue. Im also fed up wirh Usher, all he does is write crappy break-up songs and grap his nads(i dont see why girls are wetting their panties when they see him). And to you fifty cent i dont give a damn that you've been shot nine times and that your face looks like a baboons ass. Hey have you seen the nose on Jay-Z lately, it looks like a dick hangin from his face.

And how about the women in the videos, i have one thing to say. THEY ALL HAVE STD's!!!. Will you ever have women dancing half naked in front of you and rubbing their ass against your groin. NO FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!. hey have you heard of Fat joe. They pay the man to be fat and sweaty, its not healthy!!!. And Nelly, its like he cuts himself shaving every damn day wearin that stupid band-aid, Plus he raps about his hsoes. Thats when you know your hurtin for material.

i wish we could go back to the good ol' days of rap with the rappers dancing in parachute pants and girls in spandex shorts.

Conclusion: rap is slowly trying to dominate the world, do not listen to rap at any time, rap rated R for retarded

Nintendo: CRAP

Ah yes nintendo. NES and SNES and N64 were good so was gameboy colour and advance but nintendo has gone downill with nintendo ds, gamecube and nintendo revolution. Nintendo ds tried to hard they tried to make splintecell CT for ds and it was horrible. The only Revolution for nintendo is a revolution of crapy systems since gamecube. the only thing the new nintendo systems are good for is collecting dust in a pawn shop. All nintendo ever had was supermario. Thats right im saying that zelda sucks, i mean its a good rpg but takes 10 hours max to beat.

Conclusion: Nintendo just give up, you will never out class Sony Or Microsoft!

Mechassault and Mechassault 2

If you havent guessed im talking about mechassault. Sure this game has its moments online with capture the flag and such. But the multiplayer in both games is horrible. Firstly the multiplayer in Mechassault is just stupid. Secondly in mechassault 2 they try to suck you in with this "new" armoured suit thingy. I played multiplayer with a friend on Machassault2 and it was just horrible. No AI to kill and the map was so big that it would take you about 2 hours to find another player.

Conclusion; Mechassault is great for some onlinbe play but its Campaign and multiplayer need some rethinking

P.S: all u Mechassault junkies get your dick out of ragnaroks ass.

P.P.S: i dont see anything special about this game

NHL games not made by EA sports

EA sports is the leader in sports entertainment games. But anything like ESPN or the stupid NHL hits is just a waste of money. The only good ESPN sports game is ESPN NFL 2K5. Anything else made by ESPN or gay NHL hits is just retarded.0

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