Not really, I just wanted your attention... :D
I haven't done a blog post in awhile so, I decided to share with you the first few pages of my Scrubs script that I told you guys about (I changed a couple things too): :D
J.D.'s Narrarion: While riding on my scooter, Sasha, hmmm....I wonder why I named her that...well, it is a nice name.Oh, I'm getting off track, now where was I ? Oh yeah, while on my glorious Sasha, I couldn't help but think that today might be somehow different.
(Switches to Dr. Cox's house)
Dr Cox: Puh-leease, Jordan. I am buh-egging you.You know begging is not my thing but I am willing to do it in critical times, like when you say you need to leave after I promised my two, in-cuh-redibly annoying nieces that they could visit.They are going to drive me cuh-ruh-azy!! I am not happy. Happy I am not. I am what is called ''unhappy'' with our situation. Do you catch my drift? I would rather go and electricute those things that they use to bring dead people back to life...while underwater, so I can just get that nice, "full-effect" of being zapped with a bunch of electricity.You know, like what your parents did to you when they "accidentally" dropped the blender in the tub while you were at bathtime and it just happened to zap away eh-very single molecule that made you even the least bit pleasant to be around? I am not haa-appy.
Jordan: Oh, you're so cute when you go and exaggerate syllables like that.And it's not as if I'm exactly happy about this either I have to go and see my cousin who is getting very necessary plastic surgery, just so she can be prettier then me.I have to convince her that no matter how much of it she gets, that's just not possible.
Dr. Cox: Which is it? The aggressive one, the one who can never seem to be happy even though she is like a kagillionaire. Or the one who actually somehow managed to elbow herself in the head?
Jordan: None of them...Just the normal one.
Dr. Cox: I didn't know that people in your family could be classified as "normal."
(Knock on door)
Voices outside: Uncle Perry, Aunt Jordan??!!!!
Dr. Cox: Okay, Coxie, you can do it. (Takes deep breath and answers the door) Elizabeth, Jean it's just so nice to see you again! (Flashes a fake smile)
Jordan: Hey, it's so good to see you again.I have to go now, have fun with Uncle Perry.
Dr. Cox: Oh you're so funny, Aunt Jordan. (fake laughs) See you in a week.
Elizabeth and Jean: Bye!!!
(Jordan walks out the door, laughing)
Jean: So, where's liitle Jackie?
Dr. Cox: In his room or maybe mars, I dunno where...
(His pager beeps)
Dr. Cox: I'm sorry (shudders at the word "sorry") but that's the hospital. Appearently they're a bit shorthanded,so I guess we'll have to postpone our big day out together..oh damn. (sarcastically)
Elizabeth: Can't we go with you?
Dr. Cox (groans quietly to himself) :Of course you can.
(Switches to hospital)
J.D.'s Narration: As I took off my hair-met, an incredible like a helmet, but bigger so my hair can stay perfect, I felt a weird chill go down my spine. I felt that someone was watching me. I figure that it was just some hot chick checkin' out the J-Dizzle, I struck a pose. Predictably....I hurt myself.
Dr. Cox: Nice move there, Sheila.
J.D.: Oh Doctor Cox, I was just uh...hey wait a minute, aren't you suppose to have today off?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I was Janice, but some evil being paged me to this god awful place.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, so sorry you could make it.
Dr. Cox: Now Bobo, when exactly is Peter Pan going to whisk you away to Never Never land? Hopefully sometime soon, because I know you don't want to grow up anymore.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, I'm gonna need you go and hit your head as hard as you can against that wall over there.To see if you can knock some sense into yourself. That's what I said to my son, after he came out. Anyways, I need to to check on....Mr. Bouvier.
Dr. Cox: Can do there, Bob.
(The front doors are suddenly thrown open, and Elizabeth and Jean are standing in the dooway with their hair blowing.)
J.D.: Who're they?
Dr. Cox: Well, since evil Bob, paged me here, I had to bring my suh-eer-iously overly happy nieces here with me.
J.D.'s Narration: As I watched their beautiful hair continue to blow in the wind, I mildly wondered why it was...
Jean: Um...can you please turn off the fan?
Janitor: Oh sorry, I was cleaning something up.
(Fan turns off)
Dr. Cox: Now, Mary, if you continue to stare at them, I will have to hit you in the head with my clipboard.
(J.D. keeps staring)
Dr. Cox: I warned you, bad newbie, bad newbie.
Okay, I have more but I don't feel like typing it all out and I have to change some of the things later but, tell me what you guys think.... :D