A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
and he saw Steven
Spielberg. 
  As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over
to him, and asks for his
autograph. 
  Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our
Pearl Harbour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your
PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg. 
   
  In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the Titanic,
my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
sank the ship, not me." 
  The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."