I decided to give a **** bout the dead guy.

I had one look at my Golden Axe and was suprised to see it was notof gold butof ordinary steel. Apparently someone had gotten******* the idea of switching to the console version of the game. I cursed that bastard but decided to press on into the castle anyway.

I had slaughtered countless fiendlings, beasts, and even Death Adder himself in a sickly bloody epic duel to the death.

My axe was dreanched in sweat and blood, and my small fat dwarven fingers were misfigured by my muscular grip!

Then one guy steps forward and says that bastard (bl)Adder was only takin' orders from a greater evil. I immediatly swing my axe and chop his head off.

Silence I am restin', boy!

But I forgot the guy couldn't hear no more.

Quite sad whenya 'tink bout it...