Most of these are quite common, but I was bored and brought it over from my blog.
1. Donald Duck only ever wears a shirt but when he comes out of the shower he wraps a towel round his waist.
2. On TV people in to sleep with full make-up and supposedly wake up at least 6 hours later looking even better. No smudgage or nowt.
3. When guys find out I play rugby suddenly they think it's alright to grab me and marvel at my lack of bruising, just because I look like I just came out of a Tim Burton stop motion movie.
4. None me those kids on Junior Mastermind never has a 'junior' specialist subject. I seriously want one to come up and know EVERYTHING about Barbie.
5. People don't understand the difference between significant figures and decimal places. And when you try to explain they are adamant that they are right.
6. If you're a girl and like 'boys shows/movies/sports' (delete as appropriate) other girls immediately hate you (perhaps this is because you can relate to their boyfriends better).
7. The name of an educational institution is more important than its quality me teaching. The older the better. Times a changing folks!
Innovation is everything.
8. The choice as x for the main unknown was flawed because it's way too late in the alphabet, and so we descend into Greek letters.
9. Girls tend to play Peter Pan nowadays. Last time I checked Peter was a boy.
10. In Britney's Gimme More video blonde Britney is laughing at Trashy Stripper Britney. So she knows she's screwed up? SORT YOURSELF OUT GIRL!
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