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Iam back forever!!!

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As i have finished my 1st term exams and have got good marks this time , Im back from this day to start posting just as i used to.

I missed all of my friends a lot and sorry for the delay....

Bye Bye Gamespot!!

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I will be missing gamepsot for a few days

im goin out for 15 days (abroad)

so i think i wont be coming online

one more thing,the unions in which im a mod,pleas dont demote me

i will be coming back in 15 days

ill try to access gamespot from internet cafes though.

CYA ALL FRIENDS!!!!

A very good boy

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>A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was having
>>trouble with one of her students
>>
>>
>>The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
>>
>>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My
>>sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
>>I should be in the third-grade too!"
>>
>>Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the
>>principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the
>>teacher
>>explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal
>>told
>>Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
>>any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
>>behave.She
agreed.
>>
>>Boy. was brought in and the conditions were
>>explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>
>>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>>
>>Boy.: "9".
>>
>>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>>
>>Boy.: "36".
>>
>>And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
>>grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
>>and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
>>
>>Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
>>
>>Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>>have only two of?
>>
>>Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>>
>>Ms Nee lam: "What
is in your pants that you have but
>>I do not have?"
>>
>>Boy.: "Pockets."
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
>>
>>oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
>>
>>Boy.: Coconut
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
>>soft And
>>
>>sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
>>
>>stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
>>
>>Boy.: Bubblegum
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
>>does sitting
>>
>>down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's
>>eyes open
>>
>>really wide and before he could stop the answer...
>>
>>Boy.: Shake
hands
>>
>>Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>>
>>Boy.: Yep.
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
>>me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
>>
>>Boy.: Tent
>>
>>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
>>when you're
>>
>>bored. The best man always has me first.The
>>Principal was
>>
>>looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
>>
>>Boy.: Wedding Ring
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
>>I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
>>
>>Boy.: Nose
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My
tip penetrates.
>>I come with a quiver.
>>
>>Boy.: Arrow
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>>lot of heat and excitement?
>>
>>Boy.: Firetruck
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont
>>get it u have to use ur hand.
>>
>>Boy.: Fork
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's
>>longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a
>>man gives it to his wife after they're married?
>>
>>Boy.: SURNAME
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has
>>muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, &
is responsible for
>>making
>>love ?
>>
>>Boy.: HEART.
>>
>>
>>
>>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
>>the teacher,
>>
>>"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last
>>ten questions wrong myself!"
>
>
>
>PEOPLE SAYS BOYS HAVE DIRTY MIND
>
>"Best Time To Make friend is Before You Need Them"

Importance of having breakfast

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Importance of having Breakfast:

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death.
Advice on not to skip breakfast!
Tips for healthyliving...
For those who always skip breakfast, you should start kicking that habit now!!
You've  heard many times that "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Now,  recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be  avoiding breakfast.
Why?
  Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death,  and stroke peaks between 6:00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence   being  between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for  this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours? :-(


We may have an answer .
  Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries  due to cholesterol or laque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal  blood clots at the greatest frequency.
  However, eating even a very light  breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes . :-)
   Studies performed at Memorial University in  St.Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk.
 S o if you skip breakfast, it's important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research.Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes ,along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice , and perhaps a piece of fruit .
  This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking  together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential heart attack or stroke.
So never ever skip breakfast  :-)   

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