>A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was having
>>trouble with one of her students
>>
>>
>>The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
>>
>>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My
>>sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
>>I should be in the third-grade too!"
>>
>>Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the
>>principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the
>>teacher
>>explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal
>>told
>>Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
>>any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
>>behave.She
agreed.
>>
>>Boy. was brought in and the conditions were
>>explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>>
>>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>>
>>Boy.: "9".
>>
>>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>>
>>Boy.: "36".
>>
>>And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
>>grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
>>and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
>>
>>Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
>>
>>Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>>have only two of?
>>
>>Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>>
>>Ms Nee lam: "What
is in your pants that you have but
>>I do not have?"
>>
>>Boy.: "Pockets."
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
>>
>>oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
>>
>>Boy.: Coconut
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
>>soft And
>>
>>sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
>>
>>stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
>>
>>Boy.: Bubblegum
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
>>does sitting
>>
>>down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's
>>eyes open
>>
>>really wide and before he could stop the answer...
>>
>>Boy.: Shake
hands
>>
>>Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>>
>>Boy.: Yep.
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
>>me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
>>
>>Boy.: Tent
>>
>>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
>>when you're
>>
>>bored. The best man always has me first.The
>>Principal was
>>
>>looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
>>
>>Boy.: Wedding Ring
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
>>I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
>>
>>Boy.: Nose
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My
tip penetrates.
>>I come with a quiver.
>>
>>Boy.: Arrow
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>>lot of heat and excitement?
>>
>>Boy.: Firetruck
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont
>>get it u have to use ur hand.
>>
>>Boy.: Fork
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's
>>longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a
>>man gives it to his wife after they're married?
>>
>>Boy.: SURNAME
>>
>>
>>
>>Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has
>>muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, &
is responsible for
>>making
>>love ?
>>
>>Boy.: HEART.
>>
>>
>>
>>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
>>the teacher,
>>
>>"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last
>>ten questions wrong myself!"
>
>
>
>PEOPLE SAYS BOYS HAVE DIRTY MIND
>
>"Best Time To Make friend is Before You Need Them"
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