Hey, I thought this was America, so I slightly harass someone, and now what, I'm the bad guy. You know there was a time where you actually had to hit someone to commit assault, but now a days you say, hey, I'm gonna mow you down with my car and bam, you can be charged with assault. So Gamespot, you want to suspend me, fine, take away my levels deprive me of my first amendment right, but know this, I'm not the crook here.
Hey look it's not your annoying banner, the fact you double posted your message, your poor grammar and spelling(you posts flow with the elegance of a retarted money throwing feces at small children), the dry sense of humor that is equal to a 4 year old, the fact as a member of this site you may have never talked to a member of the opposite sex, it's not all that it's me. Your idea of a joke maybe funny, but not to me, you go ahead and lol at the end of your crappy joke, heck put roflol. Let's face it, your cool, I mean you probably have like two hundred posts, wow, you should use that as an ice breaker, but see, I don't care because one hundred and ninety nine of those posts were about your favorite pokeman or why they should bring back Steven Segal movies. Hey remember the time you deleted your game and you rambled on for what seemed like hours. Reading three lines of it was like walking through a desert of broken glass naked. You know what I am going to miss the most, when you put a colon and parentheses together to make a smiley face, your so smart. Your like one of those medical shows where they explain everything using high-school science terms, but then they have to repeat what they just said in the most low brow of terms. If only the entire world was like you, sure we wouldn't be able to find Iraq on a map, but we would all have opinions on it. It's not that I don't respect your "views", it's just hard when when you misspell common terms and use information you got from a squirrel, and saying "my squirrel told me bomb the towel heads", followed up by five or six laughing out louds. Well it's just that makes you seem like a special person, too special a person for me to keep you all to my self, we can't be friends, you have to go out there and spread your special little wings, and remember when crossing traffic, just go for it, I'm sure you'll be fine...
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