Ingredients

(1)   Fur-lined mixing bowl

(2)  Firm banana

(3) Two Laughing eyes

(4) Two well shaped legs

(5) Two loving arms

(6) Two firm milk  containers

(7) Two nuts.

Method

A.   Look  into  laughing  eyes

B.   Spread  well  shaped  legs

C.   Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger.

D.  Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm banana

E.  Add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl gently, work in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.

F.  As heat rises plunge banana deep into fur-lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak.  (Preferably not overnight.)

G.  The cake is cooked when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat method or change mixing bowls.

H.   If in unfamiliar kitchen be sure to wash utensils carefully after use.

NOTE.

Do not lick mixing bowl after banana softens.

If cake  ' rises ' , leave town as soon as possible.8):lol: