:lol: :D :)  THREE surgeons are boasting about their skills.The first says:"I had a man who'd chopped all his fingers off in an industrial accident. I  sewed them all back on again and that man is now a concert pianist."   The second says: "That's easy. Now I had a patient who lost both his leggs in a car crash. I stitched them back on and that man is now an ice skating champion." The third says: "That's nothing. I had a cowboy who rode his horse along a railway line and was hit by a train at 100mph. All that was left was the horse's backside and a cowboy hat.  That man is now president of the United States.":lol: :lol: :lol:SORRY  ABOUT THAT!:oops::oops: